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Gorillaz Almanac 

A book by virtual band gorillaz, celebrating 20 years since their first album. It features dozens of official art, facts, lore and comics
Me: ah shit bro u wanna read gorillaz almanac
Friend: fuck yeah bro

Me: damn im finna bust a nut from all this beautiful art throughout the years
*Produces children*
Gorillaz Almanac by Kaidice December 17, 2020

alanakai 

Alanakai is a very rare name, and a very rare person. Alanakai is a flower. It also means ocean flower or beginning of the ocean. Alanakai is a very special girl. If you find her you should never let her go. Most of the time she will have great hair, and she will be very funny. Alanakai is a sweet, smart, beautiful, and hilarious girl. She is also a girl you should never mess with, cause even though she might seem happy and sweet. Beneath her skin she can be like a horrible volcano. Most Alanakais have anger issues or emotional problems that they try to hide, so you must comfort her and compliment her. She is a special girl. If you ever let her go, she will become broken and you will be losing a very rare and wonderful girl.
I have just met a girl named Alanakai. She is the most amazing person I have ever met.
alanakai by holly08 December 27, 2017
A Book with Loads of Information, aka the Greatest Book in the World.
Play 5 Game Modes and Pursue the Almanac!

Yes no Katie joke :3
Almanac by MegagirlNTWarrior January 18, 2011
Turkish/Kurdish slang word meaning literally 'damned' or 'fuck' as an exclamation of extreme madness or rage.
Amanaku, don't come near me again! I don't like people who fuck up my business!
amanaku by Aboraly September 1, 2006
greatest book in the world. one with all the facts
"What's an almanac?" Katie Houff
almanac by cornpwn April 10, 2003
The Book with all the Information..... and no it isn't a black book.. that isn't the main PHONE BOOK EITHER KATIE HOUFF
" didn't konw there was an Almanac?" Katie Houff
almanac by CaptainCrunch April 4, 2003