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A White German who acts like a Kanake (Wog) to get recognition.
"Lars ist einmal schwarz gefahren und denkt er ist jetzt Kanake, was ein Almanak digga."
Almanak by MrCreamy69 July 26, 2023
Words you can keep

Gorillaz Almanac 

A book by virtual band gorillaz, celebrating 20 years since their first album. It features dozens of official art, facts, lore and comics
Me: ah shit bro u wanna read gorillaz almanac
Friend: fuck yeah bro

Me: damn im finna bust a nut from all this beautiful art throughout the years
*Produces children*
Gorillaz Almanac by Kaidice December 17, 2020

alanakai 

Alanakai is a very rare name, and a very rare person. Alanakai is a flower. It also means ocean flower or beginning of the ocean. Alanakai is a very special girl. If you find her you should never let her go. Most of the time she will have great hair, and she will be very funny. Alanakai is a sweet, smart, beautiful, and hilarious girl. She is also a girl you should never mess with, cause even though she might seem happy and sweet. Beneath her skin she can be like a horrible volcano. Most Alanakais have anger issues or emotional problems that they try to hide, so you must comfort her and compliment her. She is a special girl. If you ever let her go, she will become broken and you will be losing a very rare and wonderful girl.
I have just met a girl named Alanakai. She is the most amazing person I have ever met.
alanakai by holly08 December 27, 2017
A Book with Loads of Information, aka the Greatest Book in the World.
Play 5 Game Modes and Pursue the Almanac!

Yes no Katie joke :3
Almanac by MegagirlNTWarrior January 18, 2011
Turkish/Kurdish slang word meaning literally 'damned' or 'fuck' as an exclamation of extreme madness or rage.
Amanaku, don't come near me again! I don't like people who fuck up my business!
amanaku by Aboraly September 1, 2006
greatest book in the world. one with all the facts
"What's an almanac?" Katie Houff
almanac by cornpwn April 10, 2003
The Book with all the Information..... and no it isn't a black book.. that isn't the main PHONE BOOK EITHER KATIE HOUFF
" didn't konw there was an Almanac?" Katie Houff
almanac by CaptainCrunch April 4, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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