Almanac 

A Book with Loads of Information, aka the Greatest Book in the World.

Play 5 Game Modes and Pursue the Almanac!

Yes no Katie joke :3

Almanac by MegagirlNTWarrior January 18, 2011

almanac 

greatest book in the world. one with all the facts

"What's an almanac?" Katie Houff

almanac by cornpwn April 10, 2003

almanac 

The Book with all the Information..... and no it isn't a black book.. that isn't the main PHONE BOOK EITHER KATIE HOUFF

" didn't konw there was an Almanac?" Katie Houff

almanac by CaptainCrunch April 4, 2003

almanac 

Greatest book in the world. Yes better than the bible.

"What's an almanac?" - Katie Houff

almanac by cornpwn April 3, 2003

Gorillaz Almanac 

A book by virtual band gorillaz, celebrating 20 years since their first album. It features dozens of official art, facts, lore and comics

Me: ah shit bro u wanna read gorillaz almanac
Friend: fuck yeah bro

Me: damn im finna bust a nut from all this beautiful art throughout the years
*Produces children*

Gorillaz Almanac by Kaidice December 17, 2020

Farmer's Almanac 

Coming in a girl and then shitting in her vag, thus fertilizing your seed.

After I blew my load in Carol, I shat in her fertile crescent, giving her the farmer's almanac and fertilizing my "crop"

Farmer's Almanac by steve ryans October 4, 2009

Grays Sports Almanac 

A book that made Biff Tannen rich in 1985

Originally Marty McFly wanted to go back in time and make himself rich, but old Biff Tannen decided to tabled the turns.

Marty: Party's over Biff, theres a little matter we need to talk about.

Biff: Yeah money right well forget it!

Marty: No, not money, Grays Sports Almanac

Biff: You heard him girls, party's over...

Grays Sports Almanac by bttfan1985 December 31, 2021