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aulophobia 

A phobic condition involving flutes and other woodwind instruments suffered by gentlemen of Arabic descent who have older uncles. see adelphirexia
"Oh irrascable uncle Mohammed of the guild of donkey bottom wipers I cannot do that even though it is a tradition in our family due to my being aulophobic!"

Aulophobia is not thought to be contagious, except in Bedford.
aulophobia by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 2, 2006

alcophobia 

N: A sickness describing someone who is irrationally afraid of drinking booze.
Jimmy doesn't party because he suffers from alcophobia.
alcophobia by Bart Wolek August 25, 2007

asliphobia 

hating, bullying, condescending etc. asli. her twitter handle is @dykotas but she might change it bc she does that every week
asli is a whore, i’m proud of being a part of a community with asliphobia.
asliphobia by yioduh February 1, 2020

Altphobia 

A state of paranoia reached in online gaming where a person has become so self conscious about their own gaming abilities that they begin to accuse more skilled players of making secret alternate accounts and refuse to accept that the rest of the players are just getting better.
“Hey man, it’s like you have altphobia, don’t get your pants in a bunch, they’re just better than you.”
Altphobia by Ch3ckm4te June 22, 2020

altophobia 

One of the most common fears is altophobia.
altophobia by Magillan October 1, 2007

Alephobia 

Extreme fear of Alejandros
“I have Alephobia ,Im frightened from Alejandros.”
Alephobia by laychips222 October 24, 2023