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aulophobia 

A phobic condition involving flutes and other woodwind instruments suffered by gentlemen of Arabic descent who have older uncles. see adelphirexia
"Oh irrascable uncle Mohammed of the guild of donkey bottom wipers I cannot do that even though it is a tradition in our family due to my being aulophobic!"

Aulophobia is not thought to be contagious, except in Bedford.
aulophobia by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 2, 2006
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atelophobia 

the fear of not being good enough. feeling like a waste of space. knowing no matter what you do, you'll never be enough. it's impossible to get rid of and it's always there. you can't push it away..
atelophobia is literally the worst
atelophobia by woahhuymandude January 13, 2019

Atelophobia 

An anxiety dissorder. Atelophobia is the fear of not being good enough; a dissapointment; imperfect.
Me:I got a B. She got an A. Im so sorry. I know i disappoint you severely.
Her: Youre letting your atelophobia take over.

Abophobia 

Phobia against Male Asians.
Asian boy: This girl accepted my follow request but won't follow me back in instagram
Friend: Why?
Asian Boy: I don't know maybe she has abophobia.

Friend: Why do you think so?
Asian Boy: She's following all of the white boys in our school but none of the asian ones.
Abophobia by bovely October 6, 2019

Autophobia 

The fear of oneself or being alone.
Even in the chat room, Claus felt cold and lonely as his autophobia started to act up.

Atrophobia 

The fear of losing hard-earned muscle mass.
He eats the minute he wakes up and never misses a workout because he is scared of entering a catabolic state, he has a major case of atrophobia.
Atrophobia by DAW81 June 13, 2011

Acrophobia 

"I can't go sky diving i have Acrophobia"
Acrophobia by Thunder_Monkey January 13, 2009