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Alibaka

Alibaka is a tree.

In fact, Alibaka secretly doesn’t exist. But don’t you dare mention it to any angry trees in the vicinity or else they could rely that message. But you know what, just don’t mention it in general, as a certain tree called Alibaka has its roots everywhere. Basically, it sees everything.

It usually behaves peacefully, but don’t be fooled, as it has little perception of time-space and weight. It’s disguised as an angry terrorist toddler, who roams around and does what any toddler would do - be a brat.

Imagine having to confront an angry terrorist toddler tree, being in its bratty mood - a chance to fight that kind of Alibaka is a risk, none would dare to take.
The only way to best it, is to destroy its property instead.

But keep in mind, that an Alibaka takes grudges to its grave. As it doesn’t seem to die any time soon, they might not fade during your lifetime.

So beware, and make sure, in case you see a terrorist toddler tree, to confirm, if it’s actually an Alibaka.
How to catch an Alibaka in 4K
fail proof 100 %
First, throw a Pokéball
Then, say: “ Hey you, ~Baka Tsuna~”
Try dancing like tuna fish whilst or after saying that
In case of an Alibaka
The terrorist toddler tree will give an immediate response, saying: “I am not a Baka Tsuna, I am an Alibaka"
Caught 📸.
by anonymous April 19, 2022
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alibaba.com

A website connecting entrepreneurs to suppliers and manufacturers that are mainly in China. Some people think it's a scam but they just forgot to do their due diligence on their supplier.
My friend needed a high profit margin on his ashtrays, so he went to alibaba.com to lower his manufacturing cost.
by Henry Rearden June 24, 2016
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Alibaba

To negotiate a deal under false pretense.

Usually by over stating intention of purchase quantity in order to secure a lower price on a small order.
"I Alibaba'd them and got a great deal."

Buyer: "What's the best price you can give me on 100,000 units?"
Seller: "On 100,000 we can do $2 a unit"
Buyer: "Great, I'll need 100 at that price as a sample"
by FamousArtist November 13, 2019
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Alibaba Graduate

A recipient of the postgraduate computer science scholarship, offered by the Chinese tech Alibaba, which is notorious for condoning fake and pirated goods on its e-commerce site—one who could be recruited as a “rogue hacker” or cyber terrorist for the Chinese Communist Party.
As a recent Alibaba graduate from Singapore, Jack couldn’t turn down the million-dollar job offer to work for one of Alibaba’s security departments, where he’s unspokenly expected to hack foreign IT systems to steal intelligence information for China’s military.
by MathPlus September 4, 2018
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Alibaba..sama

A mf that always hits and has the best mutuals
by By Alibaba..sama February 19, 2021
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alibaba fuck

Usually a turban wielder, it is the soul ready to be sacrificed for the loins of Allah. Usually willing to do anything for ownership 71 virgins regardless of sex or size in another dimension or something. Any person named murillo
GADDAFFI hand up your butt, also that terrorist was totally an alibaba fuck
by Kevinthejanitor January 24, 2015
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alibabapoetry

My name is Ali Baba,
I come from foreign lands,
I beat up on your mother,
And then I clap my hands!
(CLAP) (CLAP) (CLAP) (quickly)
i sang alibabapoetry to a girl I liked, and then she loved me, we got married, and had 10 children!
by DrAikn'pane May 4, 2005
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