Alibaka is a tree.
In fact, Alibaka secretly doesn’t exist. But don’t you dare mention it to any angry trees in the vicinity or else they could rely that message. But you know what, just don’t mention it in general, as a certain tree called Alibaka has its roots everywhere. Basically, it sees everything.
It usually behaves peacefully, but don’t be fooled, as it has little perception of time-space and weight. It’s disguised as an angry terrorist toddler, who roams around and does what any toddler would do - be a brat.
Imagine having to confront an angry terrorist toddler tree, being in its bratty mood - a chance to fight that kind of Alibaka is a risk, none would dare to take.
The only way to best it, is to destroy its property instead.
But keep in mind, that an Alibaka takes grudges to its grave. As it doesn’t seem to die any time soon, they might not fade during your lifetime.
So beware, and make sure, in case you see a terrorist toddler tree, to confirm, if it’s actually an Alibaka.
In fact, Alibaka secretly doesn’t exist. But don’t you dare mention it to any angry trees in the vicinity or else they could rely that message. But you know what, just don’t mention it in general, as a certain tree called Alibaka has its roots everywhere. Basically, it sees everything.
It usually behaves peacefully, but don’t be fooled, as it has little perception of time-space and weight. It’s disguised as an angry terrorist toddler, who roams around and does what any toddler would do - be a brat.
Imagine having to confront an angry terrorist toddler tree, being in its bratty mood - a chance to fight that kind of Alibaka is a risk, none would dare to take.
The only way to best it, is to destroy its property instead.
But keep in mind, that an Alibaka takes grudges to its grave. As it doesn’t seem to die any time soon, they might not fade during your lifetime.
So beware, and make sure, in case you see a terrorist toddler tree, to confirm, if it’s actually an Alibaka.
How to catch an Alibaka in 4K
fail proof 100 %
First, throw a Pokéball
Then, say: “ Hey you, ~Baka Tsuna~”
Try dancing like tuna fish whilst or after saying that
In case of an Alibaka
The terrorist toddler tree will give an immediate response, saying: “I am not a Baka Tsuna, I am an Alibaka"
Caught 📸.
fail proof 100 %
First, throw a Pokéball
Then, say: “ Hey you, ~Baka Tsuna~”
Try dancing like tuna fish whilst or after saying that
In case of an Alibaka
The terrorist toddler tree will give an immediate response, saying: “I am not a Baka Tsuna, I am an Alibaka"
Caught 📸.
by anonymous April 19, 2022
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