Alexander II

Top Bloke, loves a cheeky nandos with the serfs, but his dad is a complete bantasaurus rex

Lenin was nothing like Alexander II

by Corkers May 19, 2015

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota.

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

Alexanderism

A condition in which you are really bad at playing madden (mostly offense)

Alex: Bro I’m really bad at madden
Josh: Yeah no crap
Aden: Alex you must have alexanderism

by GingerJew42 December 29, 2020

Alexanderite

professional believer, geometry dasher, green jumper enthusiast.

you see that dude, yeah... that kid is someone you don't want to be.... 700 hours on Believe!?!? alexanderite truly is a bruh moment.

by Alexanderite March 13, 2020

Alexanderia

The most beautiful girl in the world. She's kind, sweet, caring, loving, amazingly smart, and overall the best woman a man could ask for.

Person 1: "10 ain't even good enough to describe this shawty!"
Person 2: "How you gon' rate her den?"
Person 1: "Mane, dat shawty's an Alexanderia!"

by ItsBigPimpin October 10, 2012

Alexanderite

Someone who spends too much of their life on a single, worthless project and refuses to go outside. An Alexanderite would be the kind of person to actually enjoy isolation for a year due to a certain pandemic.

You've spent 700 hours making that dumb 1 minute Geometry Dash level ? Dude, you're such an Alexanderite !

by imhotterthanwu March 27, 2020

Alexanderism

Alexanderism is a monotheistic religion that encompasses a variety of traditions, beliefs and practices, solely based on the teachings attributed to Alexander. Alexandrites believe that Alexander is the only true, holy and sacred deity worthy of being considered a god. Alexander was born during the late 20th century in California, USA and currently continues to live on as a mortal. However, it is believed that if the Alexandrite population increases, Alexander the Great will continue to live in a spiritual form for eternity, even after his physical death. Alexander is recognized by adherents as an awakened king and philosopher who shared his insights to help sentient beings end visual suffering, achieve ultimate pleasure and nirvana, and escape what is seen as a cycle of visual suffering due to lack of beauty. Alexandrites also share and use a special language known as ESL to communicate. This is because the Holy Scripture of Alexander was written in this language.

What religion do you believe in?
I believe in Alexanderism.

by alexanderismlover August 8, 2010