by GingerJew42 December 29, 2020
Get the Alexanderism mug.Alexanderism is a monotheistic religion that encompasses a variety of traditions, beliefs and practices, solely based on the teachings attributed to Alexander. Alexandrites believe that Alexander is the only true, holy and sacred deity worthy of being considered a god. Alexander was born during the late 20th century in California, USA and currently continues to live on as a mortal. However, it is believed that if the Alexandrite population increases, Alexander the Great will continue to live in a spiritual form for eternity, even after his physical death. Alexander is recognized by adherents as an awakened king and philosopher who shared his insights to help sentient beings end visual suffering, achieve ultimate pleasure and nirvana, and escape what is seen as a cycle of visual suffering due to lack of beauty. Alexandrites also share and use a special language known as ESL to communicate. This is because the Holy Scripture of Alexander was written in this language.
by alexanderismlover August 8, 2010
Get the Alexanderism mug.Alexander the Great, otherwise known as Alexander III, was a conqueror king that became idealized by those regions which were ruled by his generals following his death. Alexanderism is the religious belief that Alexander the Great was a god among men, blessed with enhanced combat abilities and foresight. Mostly perpetuated in Hellenistic cultures, Alexanderism has declined as the formerly Hellenistic ties to Greece lessen.
What religion do the Hellenistic Egyptians believe?
"Well they believe in their own gods, but they also practice Alexanderism"
"Well they believe in their own gods, but they also practice Alexanderism"
by Fishwicks June 2, 2022
Get the Alexanderism mug.He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.
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by Alexanderite March 13, 2020
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Person 1: "10 ain't even good enough to describe this shawty!"
Person 2: "How you gon' rate her den?"
Person 1: "Mane, dat shawty's an Alexanderia!"
Person 2: "How you gon' rate her den?"
Person 1: "Mane, dat shawty's an Alexanderia!"
by ItsBigPimpin October 10, 2012
Get the Alexanderia mug.Someone who spends too much of their life on a single, worthless project and refuses to go outside. An Alexanderite would be the kind of person to actually enjoy isolation for a year due to a certain pandemic.
You've spent 700 hours making that dumb 1 minute Geometry Dash level ? Dude, you're such an Alexanderite !
by imhotterthanwu March 27, 2020
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