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Caspar Alpsten 

A Swedish-German born musician from the UK.
That Caspar Alpsten song was fire old boy
Caspar Alpsten by JJaadelionsarecomin December 25, 2021
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An amazing person with an adorable face. A caring and gentle friend who’s always gonna be by your side to either do something stupid with you or to clean up after you’ve done something stupid. Alesters love animals and will fight you if you’re mean to one even though they are too soft to fight. They always make sure there’s enough good snacks and smirnoff at big parties. They are very gay and don’t give two shits about homophobes. They also have an amazing sense of humour PERIODT. They hate people but they still manage to make many friends. They usually have a best friend who’s just as chaotic (if not more chaotic) as them and who’s gonna be talking to the cashier for them when they need to pay for something or embarrassing them in public. They are very shy but as soon as you get to know them they are amazing people.
Girl 1 : "Yo that antisocial kid next to that really loud weirdo is looking at me funny"

Girl 2 : "Oooh...yeah that must be an Alester"
Kinda hoe-ish but u can’t blame him cuz he’s just sooooo attractive. Kinda nice but don’t get on his bad side!
Wow are you talking to Anesten?

Ya

Oof he hates me
Alestin is uncommon, passionate, courageous, and philosophical. She is the sort of girl who is not afraid to tell her opinions, which can get her into trouble sometimes. Alestin is also particularly adventurous. She likes going on hikes through the forest and climbing tall trees. She also feels inclined to music and drawing. She can also be a tad bit mean if you are aggravating her. Alestin is also pretty short and athletic, but besides that, she is enchanting. If you ever happen to stumble upon an Alestin, be prepared for anything!
Wait, you encountered Alestin? I heard she is the best companion everybody desires to have!
Alestin by SwissCheesh December 10, 2021

Alesenay 

I used to fuck with alesenay but i just wanted to hurt her
Alesenay by Emotions played March 14, 2017
The best human in the whole world
Alsten is a great guy
Alsten by Alex Pandiyan May 16, 2022
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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