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The greatest thing to ever happen.
Man, that's just like Alesten.
Alesten by The Big Jesus January 23, 2021
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Caspar Alpsten 

A Swedish-German born musician from the UK.
That Caspar Alpsten song was fire old boy
Caspar Alpsten by JJaadelionsarecomin December 25, 2021
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An amazing person with an adorable face. A caring and gentle friend who’s always gonna be by your side to either do something stupid with you or to clean up after you’ve done something stupid. Alesters love animals and will fight you if you’re mean to one even though they are too soft to fight. They always make sure there’s enough good snacks and smirnoff at big parties. They are very gay and don’t give two shits about homophobes. They also have an amazing sense of humour PERIODT. They hate people but they still manage to make many friends. They usually have a best friend who’s just as chaotic (if not more chaotic) as them and who’s gonna be talking to the cashier for them when they need to pay for something or embarrassing them in public. They are very shy but as soon as you get to know them they are amazing people.
Girl 1 : "Yo that antisocial kid next to that really loud weirdo is looking at me funny"

Girl 2 : "Oooh...yeah that must be an Alester"
Kinda hoe-ish but u can’t blame him cuz he’s just sooooo attractive. Kinda nice but don’t get on his bad side!
Wow are you talking to Anesten?

Ya

Oof he hates me
Alestin is uncommon, passionate, courageous, and philosophical. She is the sort of girl who is not afraid to tell her opinions, which can get her into trouble sometimes. Alestin is also particularly adventurous. She likes going on hikes through the forest and climbing tall trees. She also feels inclined to music and drawing. She can also be a tad bit mean if you are aggravating her. Alestin is also pretty short and athletic, but besides that, she is enchanting. If you ever happen to stumble upon an Alestin, be prepared for anything!
Wait, you encountered Alestin? I heard she is the best companion everybody desires to have!
Alestin by SwissCheesh December 10, 2021

Alesenay 

A girl who is constantly getting played by fuckboys
I used to fuck with alesenay but i just wanted to hurt her
Alesenay by Emotions played March 14, 2017
Alsten is a great guy
Alsten by Alex Pandiyan May 16, 2022
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