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Anysten is a very tall girl with dirty blonde curly hair. She has very smart friends, but she is less intelligent. The more time she spents with people, the stupider they get.
Anysten’s friends were so smart before they started hanging out with her.
Anysten by Tessa and Will October 7, 2019
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The greatest thing to ever happen.
Man, that's just like Alesten.
Alesten by The Big Jesus January 23, 2021

anustentialism 

anustentialism:

1.) noun. an existential philosophy from an anal point of view.
1.) I was thinking about life the other day and realized, not only am I an existentialist, I'm a follower of anustentialism as well.

2.)YOU snuck up on me earlier, you anustential rascal.

3.)I think you like being snuck up on anustentially.

4.)Woman! I'm going to riley you anustentially.
A girl with the prettiest eyes ever.Really kind and is probably one of the best friends you'll ever have.Hangs out with Idiots at lunch though xD jkjk but overall Anisten is a lovely girl.
"Hey did you meet Anisten?"
"Ya!Shes so sweet!"
anisten by SSpëñçëy May 25, 2018
Anestine is a very beautiful person who may be very mysterious and few times. Aneatine is always on edge and ready to pick a fight. They are usually brunettes
You see Anestine got new higlights
anestine by Amazin writer January 8, 2018

anestesia 

A girl who is very sweet and really beautifull, she has the best heart but Just don't fuck with her, you die.
Wow, you see her? Thats has to be A Anestesia
anestesia by Laire boiu February 23, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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