ascock 

noun:
An unrolled condom, tied neatly around the base of the penis and furled, like an ascot, to present a penis in regal fashion.

"I put on an ascock before I smashed, so she would feel like a princess." - RP

ascock by TexasRawdog April 23, 2016

acock

defined a huge dousche bag. often steels peoples girls. flexes a lot, usually adopted, LOVES ugly girls, impresses ANY girl regardless of unattractiveness, makes terrible jokes,lies a shit load, wears a bluetooth while biking in own neighborhood, trys to but cant smoke weed, uses hyperboles on self.

TIMES USED
Dude ur being a huge acock.
I can not believe you just hit your own mother... Fucking acock

WHAT AN ACOCK WOULD SAY
acock-Hey man you wanna comeover and check out my cars?
guy- sure how many cars do u have?
acock- a bunch man!
guy- how many?
acock-...2

an acock sees a plate of food
acock-- thats fucking beautiful... but not as much as insert uggo here

guy accidently bumps into an acock at a grocery store
guy- dude sorry I didnt mean to
acock- god damn it! watch where ur fucking you dick!

an acocks mom calls him and tells him to go home while the acock is at a party with uggos
mom- hey honey, you need to go home its late
acock- can i have a ride ho
mom- dont call me that and yeah you can
acock- nah fuck it bitch!!! ima run home!
mom- watch ur language! im telling ur father
acock- (rips off shirt) u gott catch me!

acock by solly94 May 23, 2010

asscock 

From the movie "Jay and Silent Bob strike back" Means Donkey Penis.

I need to log on every day just to make sure you two arent taking a mouthfull of ASSCOCK to pay the rent.

asscock by Darcy January 14, 2005

acockalypse 

The end of the world for your penis. Usually when experiencing sub zero temperatures.

I thought it was the acockalypse, when I jumped in the creek.

acockalypse by schweeby May 19, 2014

Aycock 

(only after the name britten)
an unusually large penis, and perfect lover

did you hear that dudes penis was an Aycock i heard his girl friend couldn't walk for a week she was so exhausted.

Aycock by the alpha and the omega2.0 October 22, 2010

Ashcock 

This is a branch of Necrophilia that involves sticking your penis (Or Cock) In an urn. Thus covering it with ash.

DUDE! That's my aunt Ethel's Urn! Get you sick Ashcock out of it!

Ashcock by Adam Christopher Simpson October 2, 2007

accockted 

1. a description of one who is addicted to a person's cock (penis) or things having to do with the cock (penis).

2. a 'gay' version of the word addicted.

1. I can't fuckin' help it, i'm accockted to the way he fucks me!

2. Boi, you know i'm accockted to hummus!

accockted by CockyJon August 14, 2005