acock

defined a huge dousche bag. often steels peoples girls. flexes a lot, usually adopted, LOVES ugly girls, impresses ANY girl regardless of unattractiveness, makes terrible jokes,lies a shit load, wears a bluetooth while biking in own neighborhood, trys to but cant smoke weed, uses hyperboles on self.

TIMES USED
Dude ur being a huge acock.
I can not believe you just hit your own mother... Fucking acock

WHAT AN ACOCK WOULD SAY
acock-Hey man you wanna comeover and check out my cars?
guy- sure how many cars do u have?
acock- a bunch man!
guy- how many?
acock-...2

an acock sees a plate of food
acock-- thats fucking beautiful... but not as much as insert uggo here

guy accidently bumps into an acock at a grocery store
guy- dude sorry I didnt mean to
acock- god damn it! watch where ur fucking you dick!

an acocks mom calls him and tells him to go home while the acock is at a party with uggos
mom- hey honey, you need to go home its late
acock- can i have a ride ho
mom- dont call me that and yeah you can
acock- nah fuck it bitch!!! ima run home!
mom- watch ur language! im telling ur father
acock- (rips off shirt) u gott catch me!

by solly94 May 23, 2010

milk a cock

Suck a cock dry. A fantastic blow job.

I' can milk a cock so good you won't be able to walk.

by Lee the Red Dog Leader October 8, 2017

acocunt

A web-whoops, where the intended word was "account" but the fingers were faster than the brain, and the brain forgot to spell-check.

Very bad if you do it in a business letter and do not correct it, leaves the customer wondering: "What's an Aco cunt?"

(Also sounds like it may be a really unpleasant coconut.)

Dear Mr Jones,

We have recently reviewed your acocunt.....Please bring your acocunt up to date immediately!

by LabMom November 3, 2009

son of a cock

1.)the masculine variation of the phrase "son of a bitch", where the father of the subject in question is referred to as opposed to the mother.
2.)a phrase used in a state of heightened emotion, usually frustration or anger.
3.)taken literally, every male ever born.

1.)Guy #1- Yo, you still owe me money from 3 weeks ago.
Guy #2- Oh yeah... can I get that to you next week.
Guy #1- You son of a cock.

2.)Girl- Hey, don't forget we have that midterm tomorrow.
Guy- Son of a cock!

3.)Since I am a male, I am a son of a cock.

by Durando March 19, 2009

suck a cock

When someone is being a complete idiot, just tell them GO SUCK A COCK

Annoying bastard: You are really ugly.
Me: Go suck a cock

by notsofunnyfunnyperson March 25, 2017

ascock

noun:
An unrolled condom, tied neatly around the base of the penis and furled, like an ascot, to present a penis in regal fashion.

"I put on an ascock before I smashed, so she would feel like a princess." - RP

by TexasRawdog April 23, 2016

put a cock in it

What you say to a slutty girl when she won't stop talking.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.

Slut: What you mean I'm a slut?! I'm a virgin!! You don't know me! Blah Blah Blah..
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.

by capnkev April 10, 2009