Alamsa

Just like his name, Alamsa is a truly unique man. He is the most romantic, funniest, most caring and loving person one could ever meet. Anyone who is lucky enough to know Alamsa will be showered with happiness, joy, and love.

His smile and his laughter are quite literally contagious — they light up every room and brighten everyone’s life around him. He is authentic and effortlessly charming in a way no one else could ever be. One single look into his wonderful face is enough to make your heart melt instantly. He has the rare gift of turning every moment into something magical, captivating everyone with his beautiful and unique way of being. ✨

On top of all that, he is incredibly handsome and attractive. His trained body and his discipline lift anyone who is lucky enough to love him straight into seventh heaven.

Alamsa is the embodiment of happiness and love. I love Alamsa ❣️

Alamsa by Marylina04 December 21, 2025

alaisa 

beautiful..she is a girl who never wants to lose her heart is soft as a rose..her friendship will be with honesty and trust she will never breaks anyone's heart she has faced many problems in her life she is a true lover..

her name is alaisa

alaisa by alinsiwi April 22, 2016

Alamalakadi

One of the most versatile slang available, it originated as an ancient tribal incantation of the East. It was used to call forth spirits of eccentricity and bewilderment, often inflicting the intended target with horror. Nowadays, it is mostly used in a flippant manner, telling people to cease talking in a most discourteous way.

"Hey! Let me tell you about the time I..."

"ALAMALAKADI!"

(the most common response) "Well, fuck YOU too!"

Alamalakadi by EastCoastClassic February 23, 2010

Alamka 

He goes by many names: Alamka, Mycran, Aloomka, Ted Stevens, and others, but is known universally as Alamka. A god amongst men who controls the universes, and throws volunteers in to wreck these universes for amusement. Alamka sees all, Alamka hears all, but who is the man himself? Nobody knows, although the legendary Jabro has claimed to sight Alamka in our mortal universe. Many people decry him as a cult leader, but he does not stoop to their level, acting as if they were absent. He is the true, ultimate, beyond-life entity.

ALL HAIL ALAMKA

Alamka by Wheres the goddamn bus August 12, 2021

Alasas 

A term currently used to denote sarcasm and invalidates the associated sentence, premise or conclusion. The word "alasas" feeds on the associated sentence, the stronger and more definitive (minimal logical guarding) the associate sentence, the more it is refuted overall. Kinda like Newton's third law of physics.

It is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.

From the root in slang Chaldean/ Assyrian Aramaic and in slang Iraqi Arabic, meaning "ala-asas" =

exact definition "based on the foundation of"

"Ala" = depending on/ on top of
"Asas" = foundation

Currently is used to mean "as if" in a sarcastic fashion.

Sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.

Terrence will definitely win by "Knock Out" in a boxing match with his roommate. Alasas

Or

Alasas; Terrence will win by Knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.

Meaning :

I highly doubt Terrence will win by KO in a boxing match with his roommate.

Example 2:
Kevro promised I will have my money tomorrow for sure, Alasas.

Meaning: I will never get my money..

Alasas by Sparty311 May 4, 2013

Madison Alamia 

A sexy mother-fucker with a deep voice that can total control you. When he talks you want to bang the shit out of him. His an ICONic Boy, and my future husband, BIIITTTCCHHHEEZZZ.

Me: See that guy over there?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: His name is Madison Alamia and his voice gives me a lady boner.
Friend: ...

Madison Alamia by MAD'SGUURLL December 29, 2011

Alaysa 

Alaysa cannot be defined with few words. Alaysa is all things light and laughter. Alaysa is the girl you want around for fun and silliness, one who takes perfectly normal words, twists them in hilarity to the point that other people make lists to remember her “Alays-isms!”

Alaysa is the sweet girl who all the animals flock to, like Ace Ventura. She cannot stay on a horse for very long, but she falls with such style that she doesn’t mind! She could write the book on falling in style!

She has a beautiful smile and an orneriness that is contagious.

Alaysa is one of a kind, a true-blue friend, and beautiful inside and out.

Whoa! Who is that pretty and hilarious girl with a crowd of people at her feet?
Yep. That’s Alaysa!

Alaysa by True Inner Beauty December 4, 2017