Alassan 

The kind of guy that slides into your DM's in the middle of the night. But behind his flirtatious exterior lies a soft and gentle heart. On a more funny note, he also likes to smell his own farts and even admits it. Always ready to take part of the most random adventures, you'll never get bored with Alassan.

"I've got one of those Alassan in my DM's yesterday"

Alassan by Kapadokya22 November 25, 2021

Alassan 

Travel Buddy of Diane Tourlouse

You went to vacation with this girl and didn't officialize anything, you such an Alassan

Alassan by kingof_frenchfries November 25, 2021

Alessandra 

Alessandra is a female given name of Greek origin, meaning defender of men. She is the most beautiful, smart girl you will ever meet. She is often tall and cutewith brown hair and dark dreamy eyes. She has a great sense of humor and you can trust her with the deepest of your secrets. If you have an Alessandra let her know how you feel and never let her go. Alessandra, although she may not seem like it, is often a natural leader but is not overly competitive so will ensure that everyone around her is happy. She usually appears like a strong, confident person but in reality, she can be a sensitive ambivert. She is always her own worst critic which makes her a perfectionist.

I think I’m in love. I’ve met an Alessandra!

Alessandra by Lílía June 5, 2018

Alaskan crab cake 

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.

Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.

Alaskan crab cake by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.

Alaskan Blowhole by DLDLP February 8, 2017

Alessandro 

Alessandro is the nicest, kindest and most fun person you will ever meet. Alessandro is usually an Italian name and Alessandro is also very good looking and amazing at sports. They are caring people who will always find a way to cheer you up and make you laugh. If u have an Alessandro in your life make sure you never loose them!

Alessandro is the best person I have ever met!

Alessandro by ...OOF... April 27, 2019