2 definitions by Sparty311
Describes the method of doing any mixed liquor shot. The first person to offer another to do a " michigan state " shot is to buy one mixed shot. Drink the whole shot but does not swallow. Carefully allow the person who accepted the proposal to do a "Michigan state shot" to drink half the shot via a mouth to mouth method. Both swallow their respective halves. Shot is finished.
Gentleman gets introduced to an attractive girl at bar.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!
Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.
Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??
Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!
Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.
Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??
Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.
by Sparty311 April 30, 2013
A term currently used to denote sarcasm and invalidates the associated sentence, premise or conclusion. The word "alasas" feeds on the associated sentence, the stronger and more definitive (minimal logical guarding) the associate sentence, the more it is refuted overall. Kinda like Newton's third law of physics.
It is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.
From the root in slang Chaldean/ Assyrian Aramaic and in slang Iraqi Arabic, meaning "ala-asas" =
exact definition "based on the foundation of"
"Ala" = depending on/ on top of
"Asas" = foundation
Currently is used to mean "as if" in a sarcastic fashion.
Sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.
It is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.
From the root in slang Chaldean/ Assyrian Aramaic and in slang Iraqi Arabic, meaning "ala-asas" =
exact definition "based on the foundation of"
"Ala" = depending on/ on top of
"Asas" = foundation
Currently is used to mean "as if" in a sarcastic fashion.
Sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.
Terrence will definitely win by "Knock Out" in a boxing match with his roommate. Alasas
Or
Alasas; Terrence will win by Knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.
Meaning :
I highly doubt Terrence will win by KO in a boxing match with his roommate.
Example 2:
Kevro promised I will have my money tomorrow for sure, Alasas.
Meaning: I will never get my money..
Or
Alasas; Terrence will win by Knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.
Meaning :
I highly doubt Terrence will win by KO in a boxing match with his roommate.
Example 2:
Kevro promised I will have my money tomorrow for sure, Alasas.
Meaning: I will never get my money..
by Sparty311 May 5, 2013