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AjitPai-ing 

Verb

To Shove a Tampon down a person's urethra, which is similarly as painful as loosing Net Neutrality to an greedy corporatist scum of the earth, sometimes called Ajit V. Pai, but is more commonly known as Satan.
Ajitpai-ing is incredibly paintful
AjitPai-ing by therightsideofhell November 28, 2017

Ajit Pai 

The clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.
The janitor left a passive aggressive note on the wall asking people not to yank it in the showers because he was tired of cleaning up the Ajit Pai every week.
Ajit Pai by llahlahkje November 21, 2017

Ajit Pai 

Short for "A Jizz Pie", commonly used for when a man fucks an entire nation in the ass, then proceeds to eat out the semen he has just deposited.
"Man, my ass is sore"
"Mine too. That was a real Ajit Pai!"
Ajit Pai by El Rake November 29, 2017

Ajit Pai 

Pubes left over on a toilet seat at work.
Not only did the last cocknose that used the bathroom shitter leave ghost cheeks, his hairy ass left Ajit Pai all over the seat as well.
Ajit Pai by Velvet McJones December 20, 2017

Ajit Pai 

The mixture of semen, lube, and excrement left on the penis after anal sex.
My first time trying anal was great, but the Ajit Pai made me dry heave.
Ajit Pai by FederalCuckCommision August 7, 2018

Ajit Pai 

A useless windbag whose face is only the second most punchable next to Jay Leno.
If it weren't for Jay Leno's chin, Ajit Pai would have history's most punchable face.
Ajit Pai by @themoreyouknow January 11, 2018
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