Ajitpai

Someone (usually a politician) who doesn’t have a clue about popular culture but claims that he knows everything and therefor can speak on behalf of everybody

A: Yo you’ve seen that speech Axel Voss had?
B: yeah that guy is a total ajitpai man.

by Max Crits June 10, 2019

AjitPai-ing

Verb

To Shove a Tampon down a person's urethra, which is similarly as painful as loosing Net Neutrality to an greedy corporatist scum of the earth, sometimes called Ajit V. Pai, but is more commonly known as Satan.

Ajitpai-ing is incredibly paintful

by therightsideofhell November 28, 2017

Ajit Pai

The clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.

The janitor left a passive aggressive note on the wall asking people not to yank it in the showers because he was tired of cleaning up the Ajit Pai every week.

by llahlahkje November 21, 2017

Ajit Pai

Short for "A Jizz Pie", commonly used for when a man fucks an entire nation in the ass, then proceeds to eat out the semen he has just deposited.

"Man, my ass is sore"
"Mine too. That was a real Ajit Pai!"

by El Rake November 29, 2017

Ajit Pai

Pubes left over on a toilet seat at work.

Not only did the last cocknose that used the bathroom shitter leave ghost cheeks, his hairy ass left Ajit Pai all over the seat as well.

by Velvet McJones December 20, 2017

Ajit Pai

The mixture of semen, lube, and excrement left on the penis after anal sex.

My first time trying anal was great, but the Ajit Pai made me dry heave.

by FederalCuckCommision August 7, 2018

Ajit Pai

A useless windbag whose face is only the second most punchable next to Jay Leno.

If it weren't for Jay Leno's chin, Ajit Pai would have history's most punchable face.

by @themoreyouknow January 11, 2018