Urban Dictionary: Definitions by @themoreyouknow

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The website you visit after you finished shooting one into the sink.

After 5 minutes in the bathroom, Josh quickly opens Facebook in an attempt drown his shame.

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The tiny piece of shit left on the toilet seat of a mcdonalds bathroom

As i went inside my local mcdonalds. i found a tiny peice of ajit pai amongst the leftover birth duke all over the toilet seat

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A useless windbag whose face is only the second most punchable next to Jay Leno.

If it weren't for Jay Leno's chin, Ajit Pai would have history's most punchable face.

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