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Facebook 

The website you visit after you finished shooting one into the sink.

After 5 minutes in the bathroom, Josh quickly opens Facebook in an attempt drown his shame.

Facebook by @themoreyouknow April 24, 2018

Ajit Pai 

The tiny piece of shit left on the toilet seat of a mcdonalds bathroom

As i went inside my local mcdonalds. i found a tiny peice of ajit pai amongst the leftover birth duke all over the toilet seat

Ajit Pai by @themoreyouknow April 23, 2018

Ajit Pai 

A useless windbag whose face is only the second most punchable next to Jay Leno.

If it weren't for Jay Leno's chin, Ajit Pai would have history's most punchable face.

Ajit Pai by @themoreyouknow January 11, 2018