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The clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.
The janitor left a passive aggressive note on the wall asking people not to yank it in the showers because he was tired of cleaning up the Ajit Pai every week.
by llahlahkje November 21, 2017
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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Short for "A Jizz Pie", commonly used for when a man fucks an entire nation in the ass, then proceeds to eat out the semen he has just deposited.
"Man, my ass is sore"
"Mine too. That was a real Ajit Pai!"
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by El Rake November 29, 2017
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Not only did the last cocknose that used the bathroom shitter leave ghost cheeks, his hairy ass left Ajit Pai all over the seat as well.
by Velvet McJones December 15, 2017
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The result of a sexual act which includes defecating into a womans vagina so that you may later dine on your own feces from it.
FCC Cuckold Sex Party Invitee #1: "Did you see Brian L. Roberts give Rhonda an Ajit Pai and then ravenously eat her out?"

FCC Cuckold Sex Party Invitee #2: "Oh ya, her vagina was more full of shit than that asshole that is Chairman of the FCC."
by ret_ June 01, 2017
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A useless windbag whose face is only the second most punchable next to Jay Leno.
If it weren't for Jay Leno's chin, Ajit Pai would have history's most punchable face.
by @themoreyouknow January 11, 2018
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