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The clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.
The janitor left a passive aggressive note on the wall asking people not to yank it in the showers because he was tired of cleaning up the Ajit Pai every week.
by llahlahkje November 21, 2017
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Short for "A Jizz Pie", commonly used for when a man fucks an entire nation in the ass, then proceeds to eat out the semen he has just deposited.
"Man, my ass is sore"
"Mine too. That was a real Ajit Pai!"
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by El Rake November 29, 2017
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The result of a sexual act which includes defecating into a womans vagina so that you may later dine on your own feces from it.
FCC Cuckold Sex Party Invitee #1: "Did you see Brian L. Roberts give Rhonda an Ajit Pai and then ravenously eat her out?"

FCC Cuckold Sex Party Invitee #2: "Oh ya, her vagina was more full of shit than that asshole that is Chairman of the FCC."
by ret_ June 02, 2017
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Not only did the last cocknose that used the bathroom shitter leave ghost cheeks, his hairy ass left Ajit Pai all over the seat as well.
by Velvet McJones December 20, 2017
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A shit pie; somebody who doesn't support net neutrality because they love their money more than the freedom of others.
Sam: Hey, the head of the FCC wants to bring an end to net neutrality.
Tyler: Man, he sounds like Ajit Pai.
by Knight-senpai November 22, 2017
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A useless windbag whose face is only the second most punchable next to Jay Leno.
If it weren't for Jay Leno's chin, Ajit Pai would have history's most punchable face.
by @themoreyouknow January 11, 2018
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Wanted dead or alive for attempting to end net neutrality which is unforgivable... He's wanted for $2.4B dollars so assassinate this rich nigga's ass and Imma set you up for life... Honestly this man trynna send us back to the amish times like dafuk?I need my insta and snap aight? I ain't intending to resort to checking out books at the library again like that shit's past me now godamn... so make sure this nigga don't send us back into the prehistoric times cuz then these dino's bout to catch some hands you know what I'm saying?
Google: Ajit Pai's a douche, lets go kill his ass!
Urban dictionary: aight brotha just gotta submit this definition first...
Reddit: Stfu and just pop him godamn!!!
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by OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF. January 17, 2018
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