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Ahoyk by 5iver August 20, 2023

AHOYA 

AHOYA is an acronym standing for AssHole Of the Year award. It is used to describe those people who get promotions, bonuses and the best jobs because they are the boss’s lick lick and brown nose anyone else in authority. Total Malcolms of a healish nature they are usually below average to poor performers, but their sycophancy ensures that this goes unnoticed.

That arsehole Malcolm’s just got a commendation from the boss.
Yeah, it’s his AHOYA.

AHOYA by AKACroatalin March 5, 2019

Xbox Ahoy!

Xbox Ahoy! or Xbox Ahoy (Real Name:Stuart Brown) Is a very popular youtuber and gamer from UK. Who post tactics, tips and guides for video games(specially Xbox 360 games).

Also Known by: (1)astonishing video production,(2)weapons guides for Call of Duty 6 & 7,(3)excellent catch phrases and an (4)attractive voice.

(1) Boy 1: Man are you watchin' this?

Boy 2: Yeah Xbox Ahoy! makes some amazing vids...

(2) Boy 2: You should totally see this M72 LAW weapon guide for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Boy 3: I think that weapon is from Black Ops...

Boy 2: Oh golly I fell so stupid!

(3) Boy 3: Dude when comes the catch phase?

Boy 2: Wait for it...wait for it...

Xbox Ahoy video:...then it might just be time...to lay down the LAW...

Boy 2&3: WOW, EPIC!

(4) Girl 1: Xbox Ahoy voice is so sexy, I want to met him in person and show him my gameplay!

Boy 1: Oh golly I wish I had Xbox Ahoy voice!

Xbox Ahoy! by Frenchief March 2, 2011

ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die 

Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine

fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton

person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V

ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020

Tits ahoy 

Interj. When one sees a great pair of bazambas / bewbs / mamaries and / or amazing cleavage. Also, a nipple slip. Best said with pirate noises, ie "Rrrrarrrrr!" or "Treaaaaasure!"

Friend 1: Dude, have you seen Nicoline in that itty bitty red top today?
Friend 2: Tits ahoy, bro! Treaaaaasure! *high fives Friend 1*

Tits ahoy by Nicnoc November 17, 2010

ahoy hoy 

In the beginning days of the telephone 'Ahoy hoy' was the standard greeting when one answered the phone. It was later replaced by 'hello' and then 'who dis?'. Mr Burns revived this old greeting in the Simpsons.

~ring~
Ahoy hoy.

It is that simple, you should try it some time.

ahoy hoy by Anonymous March 26, 2003

Shits Ahoy 

Shits Ahoy is a cookie the size of a Chips Ahoy but made totally of shit. A premium Shits Ahoy is fresh and warm. A Shits Ahoy is part of a challenge. What is the least amount of money one would accept to eat a Shits Ahoy cookie ?

" The pot head from Colorado, was willing to accept $ 5,000 dollars to eat a Shits Ahoy."

Shits Ahoy by Broth3r John June 22, 2016