Ahork

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An adjective used to describe something strange, uncanny, or slight wrong.

I don't know man, maybe we should leave, something's ahork about this haunted house.

Ahork by cheese wizz 4 eva August 2, 2023

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ahark

you dumbfuck can’t spell

“Oh I’m gonna search up shark because I saw the urban dictionary definition but I spelled ahark because I’m a low iq motherfucker”

ahark by African mangoza February 4, 2022

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Adorkable

A person who is both a dork and adorable at the same time

Cj from Fizzi's server is quite adorkable

Adorkable by Oblivioncorp June 14, 2020

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Ahort

When your friend tries to write the word “short” but fails horribly and spells “ahort”

Bec ur boys ahort

Ahort by Ahort. February 3, 2018

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ahorita

An adverb indicative of time used by most Latinos, and translates literally to 'later'. The thing is, given they're Latinos, "ahorita" can mean anytime between 'in a few minutes' to 'in a few years' to 'never'. So be careful with Latinos using this word.

mom- "Mijo, venga a lavar los platos" (son, come wash the dishes)
me- "Ya mamá, voy ahorita" (ok mom, I'll wash them later) *never washes any dishes*
mom- *throws Chancla at me*

ahorita by ChileanGamerV8 June 18, 2019

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Adork

The french word for a whales penis. It is also used as a insult.

Person 1: Hey you know that guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah what about him
Person 3: Nothing he’s just a huge (adork)

Adork by jothehobo October 5, 2018

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Adorkable

A person who has an intelligent, quirky and random personality and combines it with being adorable, cute or beautiful.

Can apply to girls, guys or couples.

Bethany is adorkable.

Adorkable by Benjamite Stewie September 24, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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