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An adjective used to describe something strange, uncanny, or slight wrong.
I don't know man, maybe we should leave, something's ahork about this haunted house.
Ahork by cheese wizz 4 eva August 2, 2023
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you dumbfuck can’t spell
“Oh I’m gonna search up shark because I saw the urban dictionary definition but I spelled ahark because I’m a low iq motherfucker
ahark by African mangoza February 4, 2022
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A person who is both a dork and adorable at the same time
Cj from Fizzi's server is quite adorkable
Adorkable by Oblivioncorp June 14, 2020
When your friend tries to write the wordshort” but fails horribly and spells “ahort”
Bec ur boys ahort
Ahort by Ahort. February 3, 2018
An adverb indicative of time used by most Latinos, and translates literally to 'later'. The thing is, given they're Latinos, "ahorita" can mean anytime between 'in a few minutes' to 'in a few years' to 'never'. So be careful with Latinos using this word.
mom- "Mijo, venga a lavar los platos" (son, come wash the dishes)
me- "Ya mamá, voy ahorita" (ok mom, I'll wash them later) *never washes any dishes*
mom- *throws Chancla at me*
ahorita by ChileanGamerV8 June 18, 2019
The french word for a whales penis. It is also used as a insult.
Person 1: Hey you know that guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah what about him
Person 3: Nothing he’s just a huge (adork)
Adork by jothehobo October 5, 2018
A person who has an intelligent, quirky and random personality and combines it with being adorable, cute or beautiful.

Can apply to girls, guys or couples.
Bethany is adorkable.
Adorkable by Benjamite Stewie September 24, 2009
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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