Agreed'd
George:Matt r u gay?
Matt:N(interuprted
Graham:Yes,Agreed
George:Agreed'd
(Later)
George:U fuckin Twat-Ter!
Matt:N(interuprted
Graham:Yes,Agreed
George:Agreed'd
(Later)
George:U fuckin Twat-Ter!
Agreed'd by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007
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agreed-dot-com
Term used to show strong concurrence. Said in response to a statement one enthusiastically agrees with.
(Though "agreed-dot-com" is the original, "dot-com" can also be applied to many other words to give them a heightened sense of intensity or urgency, as in likely-dot-com)
(Though "agreed-dot-com" is the original, "dot-com" can also be applied to many other words to give them a heightened sense of intensity or urgency, as in likely-dot-com)
agreed-dot-com by Werdereater June 17, 2009
I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
A good comeback use this when arguing with a pretentious bitch like your ex girlfriend or you could reach out and slap her stupid smirk off her ugly face that makes onions cry
My ex thought we should get back together so i pimp slapped her and said I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong by ThirdWheelJimothy October 14, 2021
Agreed on the Douchebag
When two parties argue fiercely, and in the heat of the moment agree on something; Sometimes ending the argument.
"Are Tony and Zach still arguing?"
"Nah, they Agreed on the Douchebag about how much they hate Oscar."
"Nah, they Agreed on the Douchebag about how much they hate Oscar."
Agreed on the Douchebag by Comrade_Yezhov December 16, 2009
Girl who agreed to help Donald trump with the wall
Girl who agreed to help Donald trump with the wall by Wthenerd23 March 9, 2017
agree dude
The guy who shows up in social media threads and tries to play mediator for an original poster who posits something undeniably false, insane, or inflammatory that all other commentators disagree with. Is insufferable in his dedication to the notion of fair-mindedness. He laments about being "exhausted" by all the negativity, but yet still comes to commentate every day because this is the role he wants to play. Likes the Final Fantasy VII Remake, and Aaron Boone, and thinks Jar Jar Binks was misunderstood.
I spotted agree dude saying he likes the 359 new side quests added to "flesh out" the plot of the Final Fantasy VII remake, which now takes 3+ years to play when the original was perfectly paced in the first place.
agree dude by Hercules Q. Rockefeller April 15, 2021
Agree to disagree
What someone says when they want to end an argument, essentially concluding that both parties think they are right and that they will get nowhere in arguing.
Guy: It doesn't matter what a judge's background or opinion is when he/she is making a decision.
Girl: But what they believe has a huge effect on the verdict; nothing is objective!
Guy: But to be a judge you must be impartial.
Girl: Aaaah, you just don't get it.
Guy: Can't we just agree to disagree? This argument is really petty. We both seem to be set in our argument.
Girl: But what they believe has a huge effect on the verdict; nothing is objective!
Guy: But to be a judge you must be impartial.
Girl: Aaaah, you just don't get it.
Guy: Can't we just agree to disagree? This argument is really petty. We both seem to be set in our argument.
Agree to disagree by WordJunkie May 16, 2009
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