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Unbelieveabley funny, you could never get tired of her, she can get a little obsessed with certain things somethimes though. Only jokes about homophobia, insests, gangsters, & rape. She is quite pretty too, but she should think about other jokes.
'Hey today is sooo boring, lets liven it up.'

'Hey lets go find an Agnethe!'
Agnethe by Ikayoo April 21, 2010
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An Agnethe 

An Agnethe is when you feed ur cat (mainly called findus) so much that it becomes adicted to flæskesteg, so much so that it has become a flæskesteg it self
It is also when you have a nazi boyfriend
and a big forehead
NOOOO dont do an Agnethe, ur cat is so sweet
An Agnethe by Johnn69 January 30, 2023
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A girl that is a great friend. She always understands you.Even if your shy,she will always try to find a reason to talk to you.It's just if you want to continue the conversation.She is the beautiful girl that will always bring you a smile,even on your saddest days.She Really is the best friend,even if she doesn't like you back.
Even if she rejects you.Anethe won't care unless your still her friend.
anethe by Gltx.Frank May 18, 2018
Agnethas are pretty rare, but if you can find one she will make an excellent girlfriend. Loving careing and loyal as no other, but still independent and does not take up much of your time. She is one of those girls you can actually be proud of calling your girlfriend.
Agnetha is the perfect girlfriend
Agnetha by iseeyourpoint December 4, 2011
Very funny and smart. The person has a high standard when it comes to boys, but her type is normally blond, with green eyes. She has a big ass and blond hair. She likes to go out with her friens, she loves to party and get drunk.
William and Agnete went to the store, to get milk
Agnete by Liam Michealson January 20, 2015
she is very badass and good in the bed. she's very freaky and she has amazing humor. everyone loves her. she's lowkey heart broken and she catches feelings too fast. she is a really good friend and she is loyal. she loves memes and laughs all the time. she is so funny!! she's super pretty and cute :)
person 1: oh see! Agnete is coming!
person 2: Yes! she is so prettyyy
Agnete by imverycoolhaahahahahahah December 17, 2019
She’s super cool and funny as fuck. She’s obsessed with music, memes and netflix. She’s kind of shy and she can seem like a bitch when you first meet her, but she’s actually really nice and swag🤠 She’s very sarcastic and moody.
Person: So how many episodes have you watched of that show I recommended?
Agnete: 3 seasons.
Person: but you started yesterday-
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
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