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Unbelieveabley funny, you could never get tired of her, she can get a little obsessed with certain things somethimes though. Only jokes about homophobia, insests, gangsters, & rape. She is quite pretty too, but she should think about other jokes.
'Hey today is sooo boring, lets liven it up.'

'Hey lets go find an Agnethe!'
Agnethe by Ikayoo April 21, 2010
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An Agnethe 

An Agnethe is when you feed ur cat (mainly called findus) so much that it becomes adicted to flæskesteg, so much so that it has become a flæskesteg it self
It is also when you have a nazi boyfriend
and a big forehead
NOOOO dont do an Agnethe, ur cat is so sweet
An Agnethe by Johnn69 January 30, 2023
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A girl that is a great friend. She always understands you.Even if your shy,she will always try to find a reason to talk to you.It's just if you want to continue the conversation.She is the beautiful girl that will always bring you a smile,even on your saddest days.She Really is the best friend,even if she doesn't like you back.
Even if she rejects you.Anethe won't care unless your still her friend.
anethe by Gltx.Frank May 18, 2018
Agnethas are pretty rare, but if you can find one she will make an excellent girlfriend. Loving careing and loyal as no other, but still independent and does not take up much of your time. She is one of those girls you can actually be proud of calling your girlfriend.
Agnetha is the perfect girlfriend
Agnetha by iseeyourpoint December 4, 2011
Very funny and smart. The person has a high standard when it comes to boys, but her type is normally blond, with green eyes. She has a big ass and blond hair. She likes to go out with her friens, she loves to party and get drunk.
William and Agnete went to the store, to get milk
Agnete by Liam Michealson January 20, 2015
she is very badass and good in the bed. she's very freaky and she has amazing humor. everyone loves her. she's lowkey heart broken and she catches feelings too fast. she is a really good friend and she is loyal. she loves memes and laughs all the time. she is so funny!! she's super pretty and cute :)
person 1: oh see! Agnete is coming!
person 2: Yes! she is so prettyyy
Agnete by imverycoolhaahahahahahah December 17, 2019
She’s super cool and funny as fuck. She’s obsessed with music, memes and netflix. She’s kind of shy and she can seem like a bitch when you first meet her, but she’s actually really nice and swag🤠 She’s very sarcastic and moody.
Person: So how many episodes have you watched of that show I recommended?
Agnete: 3 seasons.
Person: but you started yesterday-
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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