Agnatheist

An unholy combination of Atheism and Agnosticism.
Generally not giving a crap about religion or how the Universe was created etc.

Guy 1: So how do you think the Universe came to be?
Guy 2: Who cares, I'm an Agnatheist.
Guy 1: ...The hell?

by ManOfAction9 April 2, 2013

apatheist

someone who doesn't care whether or not there is a god or an afterlife

Deists and Theists: Nothing can exist without a cause. Therefore, the universe must have a cause and that cause is God.
Atheists: Does God exist without a cause? If so, you've contradicted your own premise. Your God answers nothing.
Apatheists: Does it really fucking matter?

by VenkmanMcFly August 25, 2013

apatheist

Someone who just doesn't care whether God exists or not and realizes that such a fact won't effect their life anyway, comes from the word 'apathy' meaning "absence of emotion" and 'theism' meaning "belief in God"

Susan: "Are you an Atheist? Agnostic? Theist? What???"

Ryan: "None of the above, I really just don't give a shit"

Susan: "So what are you then?"

Ryan: "An apatheist because, like I said, I just don't give a shit and wonder why anyone else does too"

by sazzymazzy May 1, 2009

Angstheist

A militant and/or unpleasant atheist who actively dedicates time in their life to ridiculing theists. Generally, they are marked by a lack of courtesy and deductive reasoning skills. Other traits include actively identifying themselves as atheists before anyone asks, frequent use of 666 in screen names as bait, and talking about religion more than religious folk.

Prime examples of Angstheists: Richard Dawkins, Bill Meyer, The Amazing Atheist

Commonly misidentified: Carl Sagan, Charles Darwin, Friedrick Niezche

by Pseudonym used as a pseudonym September 5, 2013

angstheist

Someone who becomes an atheist because something bad happened in their lives, so they immediately think that a higher power couldn't have possibly been so mean/ heartless/ evil, so they don't exist.

Frank: Oh noes! I lost my little toe in a thrasher! There's no way that someone up there could've been so cruel, so there must not be anything there!

Bob: Stop being such an Angstheist!

by Griffler September 11, 2006

Angstheist

Someone who is an angsty atheist. Generally belittles religious people as being superstitious sheep and believes themself, and their god of science, intellectualism, randomness, and meaninglessness to be superior to the illogical superstitions of the confused masses of ignorant religious people.

Hey all you HoT Topic shopping, wrist cutting, Slipknot listening Angstheist.

by Adino August 1, 2005

aatheist

A person who does not believe in an atheist.

John is an atheist, while Sarah is an aatheist. Thus Sarah does not believe in John.

by somebodyknowssomething November 21, 2012