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A psychic pokemon owned by Sabrina. Alakazam is the evolved form of Abra. With moves like Kenesis, Psybeam, Confusion and Psywave - Alakazam can easily fuck your shit up. An Alakazam can even bend spoons with its mind.
Sabrina: "My Alakazam won't obey me!"
Ash: " Have you tried spooning with it?"
by ProfessorPsychic March 09, 2010
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
by ET4444 November 12, 2007
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When you do a girl doggy style , then take it out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed on it, then when she turns around, you jack off and cum in har face and say "ALAKAZAM BITCH"
yesterday, my boyfriend gave me an alakazam
by XxXxVeLoCiTyXxXx August 27, 2006
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1. verb, the act of sneezing and for snot to hang out of your nose.

2. noun, snot
1. oh dear i just alakazamed everywhere

2. ahh theres alakazam everywhere
by Joel weatherhead June 26, 2008
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A three way of girls but instead of using dildos, they are using spoons.
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by BoiClapper52 October 24, 2018
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