Aftim

The King of Long Shlongs

Pros:
Has an absolute python of a shlong
Easily hirable by ANY employer (Best known occupation as a tri-pod)

Cons:

Constant tripping hazard
Has to wear custom pants with a third leg sewn on

Ehhyoo Aftim PACKIN! He's living up to the name!

by Tri-Pod Rod November 23, 2021