Aftim

The King of Long Shlongs

Pros:
Has an absolute python of a shlong
Easily hirable by ANY employer (Best known occupation as a tri-pod)

Cons:

Constant tripping hazard
Has to wear custom pants with a third leg sewn on

Ehhyoo Aftim PACKIN! He's living up to the name!

by Tri-Pod Rod November 23, 2021

Altima Energy

You know when you're driving down the road and all the sudden a car is swerving in between lanes and speeding and just all around a bad driver. Yeah it was probably someone in a Nissan Altima. Come to the south if you must see.

Woah who was that reckless fuckwit of a driver thats shit at driving. Damn altima energy.

by The mystical M January 4, 2022

atima

It means the most amazing and gorgeous person ever

Damn your such an atima

by Bubbleg March 31, 2020

Nissan Altima

A mid-size family car that, for whatever reason, only black people drive on the east coast. It's an anomaly. Malcolm Gladwell would have a field day with it.

There's a white person driving that Nissan Altima! Oh never mind, it's a black person.

by NissanAltimas March 8, 2011

antimacatter

A square of aluminum foil placed upon a surface to deter cats from walking on it.

After I saw John sitting on the closed lid of the record player I put a piece of aluminum foil on top of it to act as an antimacatter.

by ashburyclowden April 6, 2013

antimacassar

An antimacasser is a small mat--usually crocheted or tatted but maybe embroidered on silk, linen, cotton or wool of woven cloth--which was used in Victorian and Edwardian times to protect the top back and sometimes arms of upholstered chairs and sofas from men's hair oil. Macassar oil was a common hair oil made from palm or coconut oil and usually scented with Ylang-ylang. The name is taken from the port of Makassar in Indonesia from which the product was imported.

The old lady's room was crowed with heavy mahogany furniture, deeply carved, upholstered with dusty, crimson plush with intricate crochet antimacassar mats draping the backs of the chairs, still emitting the faint, stale sent of the hair oil of by-gone generations of gentlemen.

by bbarbib May 26, 2009

Nissan Altima

The Nissan Altima is a mid-size car that has been manufactured by Nissan since 1992. It is a continuation of the Nissan Bluebird line, which began in 1955.

1st gen 1993–1997
2nd 1997 – July 2001
3rd 2001 – 2006
4th gen2007–2012 (sedan)

2008–2013 (coupe)

5th gen 2012 – 2018
2013–2020 (outside North America and China)

6th gen August 2018 to present.

Now for the real definition,

Nissan Altima , a car owned and driven
By a lot of 304's & baby momma's.

You can't knock their vehicle though
Atleast they ain't walking or taking

The Bus but 9 times outta 10 if a female

Owns one of these she's likely a 304 or

Baby momma.

Nissan Altima , the prefered choice of car

By 304's and baby momma's alike .

by Blu_leef January 19, 2023