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Afterfap 

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The horrible feeling of self loathing you experience after orgasm. You gain the ability to look at the disgusting things you were watching without the mental cloud of a sex drive.
Oh my god that is so hot...*cums*....oh, oh my god, is she really doing that? I need to take a long shower in the wake of this afterfap.
Afterfap by ragequite December 22, 2010

afterclap 

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afterclap -- That last person/people who keep(s) clapping after everyone else has stopped.

normally parents, but it could be die-hard fans etc.
*Large chorus of clapping"

Mom: "Did you hear little Billy's singing?"
Aunt: "Yes his voice really stood out"

*Mother and Aunt only ones clapping still*

Bystander 1: "That afterclap is lame, their kid totally sucks, it was a choir of 200 kids!"

Bystander 2: "Yeah afterclap kills a show sometimes.."
afterclap by The Rope April 29, 2009
Word of the Day on August 27, 2009

afterclap 

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The last person who claps after everyone else has stopped
When I was at the show and the curtain went down an elderly man afterclapped

Afterclap 

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A silly game in which individuals continue to give single claps after a large appluase. The aim is to get the last clap and not get caught (usually by a teacher).

Usually participants are bored kids in school
Headteacher* Thank you class 2C for that wonderful assembly.

Everyone* Applause*

Child1 Afterclap*

Child2 Afterclap*

Child1 Afterclap*
Afterclap by Cheesypeanuts August 27, 2009

afterlaugh 

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n. a delayed laugh after a previous laugh.

v. to laugh at something comical another time, a while after it happened.
(joke told/something funny happens.) "hahahahahaha..........(seconds, even minutes later)............hahhaha"

Whenever Brian does or says something hilarious, Melissa has a cute little afterlaugh moments after she initially laughed.
afterlaugh by BTurn July 12, 2007

afterclap 

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Afterclap happens while laying pipe on your girl (her on top/ you from behind) and her booty cheeks are smacking together like they are trying to fly away, you stop for a second and her cheeks continue to slap together.
So i was beating your moms cakes last night and we had to stop because your dad called to say he was coming home, but her booty was so damn juicy she had the afterclap and blew my load all up inside of her. The point of the story is your going to be an older brother soon. And your welcome.
afterclap by loki_of_cali April 12, 2011
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