Afterglide 

When semen mixes with Astroglide to create a slimy, slippery substance.

"You gotta hand me a towel; I just came and this Afterglide is starting to get nasty."

Afterglide by Tard Ferguson December 21, 2016

afterglide 

n., v. The visual sensation which occurs after playing Guitar Hero; one looks at a still area, ie. a painting or the tv screen after the song is done and the visuals seem to melt together towards one focal point. This is because your eyes still need time to adjust from a constantly moving screen.

Noun: Man, I played 40 minutes of Guitar Hero straight and had an afterglide for about half as long.

Verb: Matt: Dude, what's with Chris?
Shaun: Ah, don't worry about him man. He's just aftergliding.

afterglide by Justin April 5, 2007

Afterlife Denial

Afterlife Denial, sometimes reffered as Afterlife Denialism, is the act of denying the idea or the existence of afterlife, also including extraphysical denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of extraphysics, nonphysics and metaphysics), spiritual denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of souls, spirits and spirituality), consciousness denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of consciousness or mind), supernatural denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of the supernatural or extranatural), extramatter denial (act of denying the idea or existence of extramatter, extramaterial, immaterial or of anything beyond matter) and multiverse denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of multiverses and multidimensions). Afterlife denial always use of naturalist, scientistic, physicalist, positivist and materialist arguments for deny afterlife, majority of those arguments being extremely materialist and scientistic.

"Afterlife Denial is really common nowadays, and even sadder to know that there are "spiritual" and "astral" groups and communities who support this idea such as all other kinds of denialism that accompany afterlife denial, being unable to see beyond materialism, physicalism and scientism."

Afterlife Denial by Full Monteirism April 22, 2021

Afterlife 

I actually give up

Fuck life

Fuck everyone

Afterlife ..

Maybe its overdue

Should of come home long ago

In the dark dark days I didn’t even want to get out of bed

That’s how I feel now …

Thank you

And to all the friends of over 20 years

Happily taking whatever I cooked for them

Drinking all the drinks the tee total guy bought for them

But when I comes to take sides

Of course

Only one side of the story matters

What is that like ..

Read all I wrote

This is pure me

So purely one sided ..,

The look of disgust my son gave

At his tender age

Maybe this is what broke me

I no longer care

Not sure the love of my children can save me either

So for the record

Afterlife .. I’m ready to come home

Afterlife .. actually give me lights out too ..

I don’t even want to think anymore ..

Thank you for everyone who contributed to this

I will see you in hell ..

Afterlife by LetsTalkAboutX January 12, 2023

Afterlife 

The Afterlife is the continued existence of the soul believed to follow death. Most cultures have some belief in an afterlife and perception is usually influenced by the dominant religion of the times. Depending on your religion or lack there of, the afterlife may be viewed as a very pleasent or very unpleasent experience; or completely non-existent.

Some versions of the afterlife inculde: Asgard, Valhalla, Hel, Paradise, Summerland, Nirvana, Elysium, The Spirit World, Elsewhere, Heaven, Hell, Avalon, Astral Plane, Happy Hunting Ground, Limbo, Sheol

There are many versions of the afterlife, which one would you pick?

Afterlife by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006

Quantum Afterlife

Quantum afterlife is a hypothesis and concept that advocates there is afterlife at quantum level, where the atoms and sub-atomic particles of living beings and of all objects might transform into other things in the future, such as this concept advocates that the conscience exists at quantum level and even when someone dies it is transformed into something else.

"Quantum afterlife is an interesting concept inside quantum materialism, it proves that it is possible to be a materialist and still believes in afterlife as well, it is really good and interesting."

"Quantum afterlife also advocates the concept of quantum-extraphysical superposition for explain about Near Death Experiences, creating the possibility of existence of other worlds and dimensions, leading to the possibility of extraphysical mechanics and quantum mechanics be literally the same thing."

"Quantum Afterlife and Quantum Materialism might be really good to lead to Quantum Deism, where god (the divine) exists at quantum level and it is everywhere at quantum level and just by reason and by technodeism we can find it out."

Quantum Afterlife by Full Monteirism January 7, 2021

Afterlife 

How you define afterlife usually depends on your religion; now that's not my area of expertise, but I do believe that there IS an afterlife. Because people can't ultimately die; subconsciously we pass on our traits: our laughter, our thoughts, our values, our beliefs, etc.
These are parts of who we are, parts that we can't take to the grave and won't rot away with our body. Plus, I don't think people can stand the fact of saying the big 'Good-bye'. So afterlife is a way of thinking positive, even if there never is real proof. Belief is a strong emotion; it can do miracles.

Where do you think you'll end up after this sh*tty life?
What kind of afterlife will we be in?

Afterlife by causeidontsayfck February 8, 2009