Calling dibs on a girl/boy to date them after they break up or are broken up with by their current boyfriend/girlfriend.
by Fingerling000 September 21, 2009
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Get the Afterism mug.the piss used to clear the penal shaft of cum or shit after sex or jerking off. a woman may use the same method after a deposit in her forward hole.
during the afterpiss I hit the toilet tank with a cum/piss mixture due to a semi and the fact it took a moment to figure the combination pressure-to-backsteps ratio needed to ark the fluid into the bowl.
by the mac al March 4, 2006
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1. "Ya well at least 'I' wasn't in remedial math!"
"What?"
"Y'know, about what you said earlier..."
"Man you've got some serious afterism goin on."
2. "Hey remember that cow we saw on the road back there? Well it looked like Jessic-"
"That was like half an hour ago?"
"Ya but... nevermind."
"What?"
"Y'know, about what you said earlier..."
"Man you've got some serious afterism goin on."
2. "Hey remember that cow we saw on the road back there? Well it looked like Jessic-"
"That was like half an hour ago?"
"Ya but... nevermind."
by Dwilkins June 12, 2009
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Get the afterish mug.afterdick is the persistence of a sensation of flavor after the stimulating member has passed out of contact with the sensory end organs. The term is particularly used in relation to another dick that has been there before you.
Your friend had sex with said girl. You have sex with the same said girl, now you have had some afterdick. Afterdick only applies when you know the last person she sleep with.
by Handsome Chris December 1, 2006
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