afterpiss

the piss used to clear the penal shaft of cum or shit after sex or jerking off. a woman may use the same method after a deposit in her forward hole.

during the afterpiss I hit the toilet tank with a cum/piss mixture due to a semi and the fact it took a moment to figure the combination pressure-to-backsteps ratio needed to ark the fluid into the bowl.

by the mac al March 4, 2006

Afterpiss

Its when you are done taking a piss and you walk out of the bathroom and a little bit more pee comes out

O my god jake had such a Afterpiss it went through his pants

by goodwillhunting September 10, 2011

afterpiss

when u go pee and after u already put it back in your pants it decides to trickle a little more out. leaving small wet spot on your pants that quickly evaparate.

did u see that guy coming out of the porta pottie he had afterpiss on his pants. thats gross.

by firstteam June 24, 2009

Afterdibs

Calling dibs on a girl/boy to date them after they break up or are broken up with by their current boyfriend/girlfriend.

"Man she's so fine!!!! Too bad she's got a boyfriend"

"Yeah I hear ya, well I got afterdibs on that"

by Fingerling000 September 21, 2009

afterpizza

The "afterpizza" is what is left on the pizza tray after all the slices have been eaten. If it is really good pizza, there will be a fight for who gets to clean the bits stuck to the pan.

Akin to the term "afterbirth", which is the extra "stuff" that comes out after a baby is born.

The pizza was so delicious that even the "afterpizza" was eaten.

by ColoradoDale August 7, 2010

Afterism

(n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until it's too late

"D*mn why do I think of good comebacks after arguements. Stupid Afterism."

by Xx T N T xX June 28, 2004

Afterpaste

The horrendous taste that fills one's mouth when trying to drink or eat things after brushing one's teeth.

Dang! I tried to drink a nice cold glass of Apple Juice, but I just brushed my teeth, so it was ruined by a horrible afterpaste.

by JoeyJoker June 18, 2011