Afterditz 

Waking up the morning after a night of drinking and still feeling the buzz, but still not tipsy enough to blame things on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

Getting up from a wild drunken night of sleep Dean attempted to walk to his bathroom, only to stumble about obviously suffering from a serious case of afterditz.

Afterditz by The South American Fruit May 16, 2009

aferdita 

An amazing girl/woman that is smart, kind, beautiful but can be clueless at times but lover her and she will love you back.

Aferdita is Awesome

aferdita by volleyballlife March 13, 2015

Afterdibs 

Calling dibs on a girl/boy to date them after they break up or are broken up with by their current boyfriend/girlfriend.

"Man she's so fine!!!! Too bad she's got a boyfriend"

"Yeah I hear ya, well I got afterdibs on that"

Afterdibs by Fingerling000 September 21, 2009

afterpizza 

The "afterpizza" is what is left on the pizza tray after all the slices have been eaten. If it is really good pizza, there will be a fight for who gets to clean the bits stuck to the pan.

Akin to the term "afterbirth", which is the extra "stuff" that comes out after a baby is born.

The pizza was so delicious that even the "afterpizza" was eaten.

afterpizza by ColoradoDale August 7, 2010

Aferdita 

An amazing woman that is not only smart and beautiful, but also benevolent towards others. She is truly one of a kind that never gives up!

mum: why can't you be like Aferdita

Boy: It is because there is no one like her, it is truly one in 8 billion

Aferdita by money-making, pussy destroyer April 19, 2019

afterwit 

a smark remark or witty retort made or thought of a half hour too late.

After being insulted by Reilly, George had an afterwit later that day.

REILLY: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."

(Later that day)

GEORGE: "Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."

afterwit by theclerk June 27, 2008

aftervite 

The word "invite" inherently has a sense of inclusion. By contrast, the aftervite is done after someone who is not originally intended to be invited to an event discovers its existence and is invited out of obligation.

Dude, I totally had to give Bob an aftervite to Melissa's surprise party. He heard about it and called me to see what what up.....sorry.

aftervite by aaronarchitect April 21, 2009