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Afterbate 

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...
Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate
Afterbate by M193 January 22, 2014

Adverblasting 

When a commercials audio is much louder than the program that you actually want to watch's audio.
Man, I was watching NCIS, and then I had to turn down my TV when the commercials came on because of damn adverblasting.
Adverblasting by js1993 October 14, 2009

Afterblaze 

The feeling you get when you smoked a J and feel tired and dreamy two/three hours afterward.
Dude that Jonko killed me, my nigga. I'm afterblazed as fuck.
Afterblaze by TipleOGCash January 28, 2015

Afterbation

The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.
Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.
Afterbation by KushKing December 24, 2010

Hairy Aftertaste 

The pubes that stick onto your tongue after giving head.
I had a hairy aftertaste after going down on my girlfriend.

Afterbation Disgust 

The almost immediate disgust after masturbating, with yourself and the dirty porn you were watching.
i was watching a dude shit on this fat chicks face and it was awesome, until i came, then i was filled with an overwhelming amount of Afterbation Disgust
Afterbation Disgust by Derkmafukka December 8, 2010