(n.) A very unintelligent
human usually of armenian decent; sometimes referred to as a creature because of their lack of
human knowledge or communication skills. Known to hold onto tall
metal poles during lightning storms, and even mistake girl's assholes for their vaginas.
Man, i know retards smarter then that
kid. He tried microwaving a
metal fork one time, and even swallowed a cup of listerine to freshen his breath. He is such a friggin aronian.