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(n.) A very unintelligent human usually of armenian decent; sometimes referred to as a creature because of their lack of human knowledge or communication skills. Known to hold onto tall metal poles during lightning storms, and even mistake girl's assholes for their vaginas.
Man, i know retards smarter then that kid. He tried microwaving a metal fork one time, and even swallowed a cup of listerine to freshen his breath. He is such a friggin aronian.
aronian by I Love Debbie January 22, 2009

argonian 

A race in the Elder Scrolls video game series.

Little is known and less is understood about the reptilian denizens of Black Marsh. Years of defending their borders have made the Argonians experts in guerrilla warfare, and their natural abilities make them equally at home in water and on land. They are well-suited for the treacherous swamps of their homeland, and have developed natural immunities to the diseases and poisons that have doomed many would-be explorers into the region. Their seemingly expressionless faces bely a calm intelligence, and many Argonians are well-versed in the magical arts. Others rely on stealth or steel to survive, and their natural agility makes them adept at either. They are, in general, a reserved people, slow to trust and hard to know. Yet they are fiercely loyal, and will fight to the death for those they have named as friends.

While Argonians appear reptilian in nature at first glance, they also exhibit fish- and amphibian-like qualities, such as being able to breathe underwater, having small gills behind their ears, and, swim using the same body mechanism as that of a tadpole or eel, waving its tail side-to-side to propel itself through the water. Unfortunately for the Argonians, the very traits that enabled them to survive so well in the swamps of their homelands also made them ideal slaves for hard labor in regions of Morrowind that would prove uninhabitable to the other races. They are commonly enslaved along with the Khajiit in Morrowind. Though slavery is illegal in the rest of the Empire, the Dunmer of Morrowind were allowed to own slaves for quite some time. This was due to the conditions of the treaty under which Morrowind joined the Empire, which allowed the Dunmer to follow their ancient traditions concerning the ownership of slaves. King Helseth has recently abolished slavery from Morrowind due to political and moral reasons.
An Argonian would make a very good thief.
argonian by Elder Scrolls January 24, 2008
Name of female, short version is Aryn.

Arynian is the leader of the pack. She makes her own rules. She is very open minded but when it comes down to it, she sticks to her beliefs. When you come to her land, you'll instantly know about her; you'll be intruiged like no other just to meet her.

Once you see her, you are stunned by her beauty. She has a creative, unique, and majestic essence. You won't mistake her for her style, accent, or person. She has the perfect body, and she somehow creates the perfect mixture of adorable and beautiful. No matter how hard you try, you will be jealous.

Her personality is irreplacable. Once you befriend her, there is no finding someone better. Her fabulous sense of humor, wonderous outlook on things, and intelligence is too hard to find in one person.

Arynian treats her loved ones like family. You mess with them you mess with her. She is a sweetheart but when you're on her bad side consider yourself screwed. She's loyal, honest, sympathetic, and everything you can ask for.

If you happen to meet Arynian, consider yourself lucky.
I'm Arynian, I have cats, and I am going to die.
Arynian by Uhm-_- October 19, 2011

Argonian 

A race of lizardmen which share many characteristics with amphibians, such as the ability to breath underwater and the possesion of lungs. They are, however, reptiles, and have scaly skin. They also look very sexy! MurrRrrr...
'That Argonian is sexy looking!'
Argonian by Talash September 6, 2003

Aproniano 

Certified gay with a smart mind and loving heart.
You're so Aproniano huh!!!!!!
The hottest and sexy person. Commonly found hanging out with boys
Hey Aeonian, You bitch
Aeonian by Euejebd March 28, 2022

Argonian 

little known term for a dipshit
Argonian is an utterly stupid definition.
Argonian by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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