(n.) A very unintelligent human usually of armenian decent; sometimes referred to as a creature because of their lack of human knowledge or communication skills. Known to hold onto tall metal poles during lightning storms, and even mistake girl's assholes for their vaginas.
Man, i know retards smarter then that kid. He tried microwaving a metal fork one time, and even swallowed a cup of listerine to freshen his breath. He is such a friggin aronian.
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Little is known and less is understood about the reptilian denizens of Black Marsh. Years of defending their borders have made the Argonians experts in guerrilla warfare, and their natural abilities make them equally at home in water and on land. They are well-suited for the treacherous swamps of their homeland, and have developed natural immunities to the diseases and poisons that have doomed many would-be explorers into the region. Their seemingly expressionless faces bely a calm intelligence, and many Argonians are well-versed in the magical arts. Others rely on stealth or steel to survive, and their natural agility makes them adept at either. They are, in general, a reserved people, slow to trust and hard to know. Yet they are fiercely loyal, and will fight to the death for those they have named as friends.
While Argonians appear reptilian in nature at first glance, they also exhibit fish- and amphibian-like qualities, such as being able to breathe underwater, having small gills behind their ears, and, swim using the same body mechanism as that of a tadpole or eel, waving its tail side-to-side to propel itself through the water. Unfortunately for the Argonians, the very traits that enabled them to survive so well in the swamps of their homelands also made them ideal slaves for hard labor in regions of Morrowind that would prove uninhabitable to the other races. They are commonly enslaved along with the Khajiit in Morrowind. Though slavery is illegal in the rest of the Empire, the Dunmer of Morrowind were allowed to own slaves for quite some time. This was due to the conditions of the treaty under which Morrowind joined the Empire, which allowed the Dunmer to follow their ancient traditions concerning the ownership of slaves. King Helseth has recently abolished slavery from Morrowind due to political and moral reasons.
Little is known and less is understood about the reptilian denizens of Black Marsh. Years of defending their borders have made the Argonians experts in guerrilla warfare, and their natural abilities make them equally at home in water and on land. They are well-suited for the treacherous swamps of their homeland, and have developed natural immunities to the diseases and poisons that have doomed many would-be explorers into the region. Their seemingly expressionless faces bely a calm intelligence, and many Argonians are well-versed in the magical arts. Others rely on stealth or steel to survive, and their natural agility makes them adept at either. They are, in general, a reserved people, slow to trust and hard to know. Yet they are fiercely loyal, and will fight to the death for those they have named as friends.
While Argonians appear reptilian in nature at first glance, they also exhibit fish- and amphibian-like qualities, such as being able to breathe underwater, having small gills behind their ears, and, swim using the same body mechanism as that of a tadpole or eel, waving its tail side-to-side to propel itself through the water. Unfortunately for the Argonians, the very traits that enabled them to survive so well in the swamps of their homelands also made them ideal slaves for hard labor in regions of Morrowind that would prove uninhabitable to the other races. They are commonly enslaved along with the Khajiit in Morrowind. Though slavery is illegal in the rest of the Empire, the Dunmer of Morrowind were allowed to own slaves for quite some time. This was due to the conditions of the treaty under which Morrowind joined the Empire, which allowed the Dunmer to follow their ancient traditions concerning the ownership of slaves. King Helseth has recently abolished slavery from Morrowind due to political and moral reasons.
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Name of female, short version is Aryn.
Arynian is the leader of the pack. She makes her own rules. She is very open minded but when it comes down to it, she sticks to her beliefs. When you come to her land, you'll instantly know about her; you'll be intruiged like no other just to meet her.
Once you see her, you are stunned by her beauty. She has a creative, unique, and majestic essence. You won't mistake her for her style, accent, or person. She has the perfect body, and she somehow creates the perfect mixture of adorable and beautiful. No matter how hard you try, you will be jealous.
Her personality is irreplacable. Once you befriend her, there is no finding someone better. Her fabulous sense of humor, wonderous outlook on things, and intelligence is too hard to find in one person.
Arynian treats her loved ones like family. You mess with them you mess with her. She is a sweetheart but when you're on her bad side consider yourself screwed. She's loyal, honest, sympathetic, and everything you can ask for.
If you happen to meet Arynian, consider yourself lucky.
Arynian is the leader of the pack. She makes her own rules. She is very open minded but when it comes down to it, she sticks to her beliefs. When you come to her land, you'll instantly know about her; you'll be intruiged like no other just to meet her.
Once you see her, you are stunned by her beauty. She has a creative, unique, and majestic essence. You won't mistake her for her style, accent, or person. She has the perfect body, and she somehow creates the perfect mixture of adorable and beautiful. No matter how hard you try, you will be jealous.
Her personality is irreplacable. Once you befriend her, there is no finding someone better. Her fabulous sense of humor, wonderous outlook on things, and intelligence is too hard to find in one person.
Arynian treats her loved ones like family. You mess with them you mess with her. She is a sweetheart but when you're on her bad side consider yourself screwed. She's loyal, honest, sympathetic, and everything you can ask for.
If you happen to meet Arynian, consider yourself lucky.
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