Adlington 

Adlington, Cheshire, UK.

A non-descript place that resides near Manchester, UK. Not much to do there but get the hell out and go somewhere better.

Andy: Hey, i live in Adlington

Cara: Where?

Andy: ...... I live in Manchester!

Adlington by Acantil November 3, 2011

[Adlington] 

The little shithole on the outskirts of mighty blackrod. People from adlington cannot read, write and still think that the world is flat. Adlington people are looked down upon from other towns and villages and Adlington itself is made up of mudhuts, tents and a sewer is the main source of drinking water. People from adlington often take part in alabama rituals suck as Alabama Christmas mornings and Alabama hot pockets

#1 Adam:" hi my name is adam and im from blackrod. Want to be my freind?"
Dave "Sure, my name is dave and im from Adlington"
Adam "fuck you you dirty little inbredded bastard"

#2 "Hello baby"
"hi babe"
"want to give me an alabama hot pocket?"
"sure, ill never refuse you mum!"

[Adlington] by FAIL 2 January 20, 2009

Emily adlington

Emily does not know how to spell😂 she will make a tea at 12 o’clock at night and she will try write a message and it will turn out like this ( Hi od Oyo No who to Spell) 😂

Emily Adlington will make you laugh and cry lol

Emily adlington by t._.hallas April 13, 2020

Ashington 

North east Town in Northumberland, know for its tough environment and even tougher inhabitants.

On Eastenders Phil Mitchell was told by his father in law

"You think your hard? You wouldnt last 5 minutes in Ashington.

Ashington by Dazzy Def February 20, 2009

Cockballs Assington 

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

Cockballs Assington by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011

Arlington 

So unknown that it's better to tell people you're just from D.C.

"Where are you from?"
"Arlington."
"Where?"
"Virginia."
"What?"
"D.C."
"Oh, have you met the president?"

Arlington by bovach March 18, 2009

Arlington Heights 

A midwest Chicago suburb where all kids do in the summer is go to pools every single day and then bike dta.

Dunkin' runs take place in this town EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Kids from Arlington Heights claim their from Chicago when they live 45 minutes away.

jack : where are you from?

ryan : Chicago
jack : cool, what neighborhood?
ryan : uh Arlington Heights its like 40 mins away

Sophia : wya
Matt : dunkin, duh

Arlington Heights by 4178@9?336/! May 12, 2019