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absure
absure by avengerpenguin August 3, 2004
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absure • absurd • absurdity • Abdurehman • abjure • absurdist • asurex • Abdured • Abdurezaq • Abouremeleh
absurdres
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absurdres by StickyAnimeRice December 6, 2011
absurdism
Albert Camus, one of the pioneers of absurdism, once said, "Should I kill myself or, have a cup of coffee?"
absurdism by darthvishous November 13, 2017
Rest Assured
A phrase that is utilized to express positiveness, a guarantee, or just general "knowing" of a person, subject, or event.
Jake: "Was the party at TJ's really as cool as everyone said it was?"
Dre: "Hell yeah man. Everyone was having a good time."
Jake: "Man, for real? And I missed it?!"
Dre: "Rest Assured Jake. You missed more than you'll ever know..."
Dre: "Hell yeah man. Everyone was having a good time."
Jake: "Man, for real? And I missed it?!"
Dre: "Rest Assured Jake. You missed more than you'll ever know..."
Rest Assured by stunna3098 October 9, 2011
The Absurd
The philosophical conflict between a man’s tendency to seek hot bitches in life and the inability to find any. This term was first coined by Albert Camus through his works regarding Absurdism, a philosophy he popularized largely throughout the 1940’s.
Man 1: “Hey man, where did all the hot bitches go?”
Man 2: “I don’t know man, It seems as though they’ve been wiped off the face of the earth.”
Man 1: “Fuck, It looks like we’ve just nosedived straight into The absurd.”
Man 2: “Oof.”
Man 2: “I don’t know man, It seems as though they’ve been wiped off the face of the earth.”
Man 1: “Fuck, It looks like we’ve just nosedived straight into The absurd.”
Man 2: “Oof.”
The Absurd by Hot Bitch On Mars July 3, 2018
Absurdistan
Here in Asburdistan, the State-boys pull over those who "speed" while ignoring those who hog the passing-lane, exhibiting their longest fingers.
Absurdistan by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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