3 definitions by avengerpenguin

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The slaughtering of a language through the poor application of grammatical rules. This heinous crime is most prevalent in electronic forms of communication such as email, txt and I.M..

The worst offenders of this crime against language are those poor souls who are Gramatically challenged.

See also grammatically error, a somewhat ironic example of grammaticide.
Q: Do you have any of product X in stock?

A: Yes and welcome you over here. I ready for you.
by avengerpenguin February 24, 2005
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The vocabulary of a person, language, or branch of knowledge. The lexicon constists entirely of words which serve to give the impression that the author has verbal diarrhea.
Geroge has an impressive lexicolon, it makes me quite nauseous.
by avengerpenguin May 14, 2005
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To be absolutely sure of a fact (often found on the internet).
I'm absure that we can't fit five elephants in this mini.
by avengerpenguin August 03, 2004
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