Absounding

The art of putting a dildo in your ass while inserting something into your penis

Absailing and sounding

Matt was ABSOUNDING with his girlfriends vibrator in his ass and his electric toothbrush in his eye end.

Absounding by Big Bob 76 May 11, 2011

asspounding beat 

Used to describe any form of music that is being played so obnoxiously loud that one feels as though their ass is being pounded by every note.

"The asspounding beat coming from the car down street was loud enough to violate every orifice of my body in the most inappropriate ways."

"I could hear the faint asspounding beat coming from the teens headphones on the subway as I sat silently across from them wondering why anyone would listen to Justin Timberlake in the first place."

asspounding beat by Byron Cunningham February 7, 2008

Astounding 

adj. To be so utterly immense that one traps just enough intelligence within one's massive bulk that he/she obstinately refuses to believe that he can ever be wrong. The individual in question will often sarcastically remark about the "astounding" nature of others' intellects so as to inflate his own ego. His mouth never stops moving, whether he is talking to attract attention or eating to increase his mass.

See load.

Bradley's intelligence was astounding, as was his weight.

Astounding by Burley February 28, 2007

absurding 

unreasonable, illogical, silly, joking(absurd combined with kidding)

Person1: Youre going to summer school
Person2: Are you absurding me, no way!

absurding by LeCapitainSmith November 6, 2011

astounding 

Completely and totally awesome, or simply the best thing ever!

Lizz is absolutely astounding!

astounding by PepeJones July 10, 2005

Astounding 

when it is something out of the world.

Search for sailing by celtic woman and that is what astounding is.

Astounding by thydeus November 28, 2012

absconding 

Indian and British English: to run away and shit.

Malik misteriwalla is absconding from jail in Thiruvananthapuram

absconding by absconding May 18, 2014