Absitively Posolutely 

a switch up of positively absolutely, used in Oliver and Company, one of Walt Disney's greatest movies

Dodger - Once you get the beat you can do anything

Oliver - I can?

Dodger - Absitively Posolutely

Absitively Posolutely by Matt <Insert Last Name Here> March 14, 2009

absitively-posilutely

adv. - most assuredly; possitively; without a doubt.

"I need that absitively-posilutely delivered by tomorrrow morning; better send it UPDex."

absitively-posilutely by onemoorrless December 9, 2013

Absotively Posilutely 

A term coined in the 1988 Disney film " Oliver and Co." For those cats that are just too cool for school and have mad amounts of street saviore faire.

Dodger: And once you got the beat,
you can do anything.

Oliver: I can?

Dodger: Absotively Posilutely!

Absotively Posilutely by Ibangedthepinkranger January 17, 2010

Absotively Posilutely 

A confirmation, made whimsical from swapping word-endings... The usage goes back at least as far as "Dirty Duck", a comic strip (graphic novel) written by Bobby London in the 1970's, including the tag line: "Posilutely, Weevil!" "Absotively, Mr. Duck!".

This, in turn, refers back to the theme song by the Gallagher and Shean vaudeville act (big in the 1922 Zigfield Follies), each stanza ending in a punchline, and followed by Shean's query, "Absolutely, Mister Gallagher?" and Gallagher's reply, "Positively, Mister Shean!"

Blunting the offense of doubting someone: "You'll be on time, then? Absotively?", "Oh, posilutely!" (Absotively Posilutely)

Absotively Posilutely by DocRob11 July 11, 2010

apsitively posilutely 

a spin-off on the phrase "Positively Absolutely". By switching some of the letters you are given a new phrase which is either said intentionally or unintentionally by someone.

"That movie was apsitively posilutely awesome! We should go see it again sometime!"

apsitively posilutely by _*Tessa*_ February 16, 2008

Absotively Posilutely 

Just like saying "Absolutely, Positively" but when you want to be weird and be like Hannah Montana, Disney Channel's brat pop princess.

Pr: Ab-so-tiv-ly (ee sound) Pos-e-lute-ly

Girl 1: You wanna go clubbing?

Girl 2: Absotively Posilutely!

Absotively Posilutely by softball_queen January 8, 2009

absativelyposolutely 

like absatively but way more positive, the ultimate fantabulous height of positiveness

Steve: are you sure you wanna do that man?

Kyle: absativelyposolutely

timmah: you want to ahve sex with my sister?

don: absativelyposolutely

absativelyposolutely by afpmaz February 8, 2007