A cross between the words Absolutely and Positively. Being so confident and can guarantee that you are correct and stand behind your word 100 percent.

Dee : Are you sure you saw Karen with another guy?

Tyler : Dee, I am Absotively sure it was her. I saw her in the passenger seat of your car and another guy was driving.

Absotively by YaGirlNextDoor January 15, 2010

absitively

A cross between absolutely and positively. Coined long before The Simpsons, since it was used by Henry Blake and Frank Burns in MASH in the 1970's and in the movie Oliver & Company in 1988.

In the episode "The Trial Of Henry Blake," the court asks Frank, "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

Frank responded by saying "Absitively."

absitively by Aboyne Clixby November 12, 2004

Absitively Posolutely

a switch up of positively absolutely, used in Oliver and Company, one of Walt Disney's greatest movies

Dodger - Once you get the beat you can do anything

Oliver - I can?

Dodger - Absitively Posolutely

Absitively Posolutely by Matt <Insert Last Name Here> March 14, 2009

absotively

absolutely positively

I was absotively convinced that he was a moron!

absotively by Doug Ordunio January 8, 2003

Absotively Posilutely

A term coined in the 1988 Disney film " Oliver and Co." For those cats that are just too cool for school and have mad amounts of street saviore faire.

Dodger: And once you got the beat,
you can do anything.

Oliver: I can?

Dodger: Absotively Posilutely!

Absotively Posilutely by Ibangedthepinkranger January 17, 2010

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026