absatively 

An unneccesary combination of the words 'absolutely' and 'positively', thus 'absatively'.

"Is your project done?" "Absatively."

absatively by eostre October 24, 2005

absatively 

smae as absolutely when used in conjunction with posatively

absatively posalutely vs absalutely posatively

absatively by nathanael tompkins February 10, 2008

Absotively 

A cross between the words Absolutely and Positively. Being so confident and can guarantee that you are correct and stand behind your word 100 percent.

Dee : Are you sure you saw Karen with another guy?

Tyler : Dee, I am Absotively sure it was her. I saw her in the passenger seat of your car and another guy was driving.

Absotively by YaGirlNextDoor January 15, 2010

absitively 

A cross between absolutely and positively. Coined long before The Simpsons, since it was used by Henry Blake and Frank Burns in MASH in the 1970's and in the movie Oliver & Company in 1988.

In the episode "The Trial Of Henry Blake," the court asks Frank, "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

Frank responded by saying "Absitively."

absitively by Aboyne Clixby November 12, 2004

Absitively Posolutely 

a switch up of positively absolutely, used in Oliver and Company, one of Walt Disney's greatest movies

Dodger - Once you get the beat you can do anything

Oliver - I can?

Dodger - Absitively Posolutely

Absitively Posolutely by Matt <Insert Last Name Here> March 14, 2009

absotively 

absolutely positively

I was absotively convinced that he was a moron!

absotively by Doug Ordunio January 8, 2003

Absotively Posilutely 

A term coined in the 1988 Disney film " Oliver and Co." For those cats that are just too cool for school and have mad amounts of street saviore faire.

Dodger: And once you got the beat,
you can do anything.

Oliver: I can?

Dodger: Absotively Posilutely!

Absotively Posilutely by Ibangedthepinkranger January 17, 2010