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Abolished 

A state of drunkenness of the highest upper echelon of inebriation. This pinnacle of intoxication can only be achieved by adhering to a rigorous training regimen. Alcohol of all types, and origins must be a normalcy in the daily drinking habits of one who is abolished.
That dude just puked up 38 ounces worth of sangria, 18 year old Irish whiskey, a rare chardonnay, a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon, a jigger of warm sake, and pomegranate margarita. That dude is freakin' abolished.
Abolished by LeDanny Vegas August 17, 2006
Words you can keep

Abolish It 

sound like "a ball of shit" when said fastly. try it.
Valentines days is stupid. Lets just abolish it!
Abolish It by K. The Panda May 1, 2011

Abolshex 

A very sexual person who is consistently trying to get women through using his mad skills on whatsapp
"He slid into my DM's, such an Abolshex"
Abolshex by menruleforever May 15, 2019

Abolish the Police 

The stupidest fucking idea that has ever come out of someones mouth
person 1: how can we ensure that police brutality is limited to a minimum and law enforcement can maintain trust between themselves and the community?

person 2: spend more time and money training officers so that they are more confident in their abilities and don’t default to deadly force as often

person 1: Great idea :)

person 3: ABOLISH THE POLICE!

persons 1&2: Shut up retard.

adonished 

Being overwhelmingly amazed at the beauty and direction found in our failures.
She was adonished when she didn't make the team and knew she could work harder!
adonished by Sophree May 3, 2015

Abolish all nicks 

A great way of getting rid of all nicks because I hate them all (: mainly aimed at the people at my school who are trumpers and are part of “the boys 😈💯🥶.” I literally despise all nicks. I can’t handle it anymore
Friend 1: abolish all nicks! abolish all nicks!
Friend 2: abolish all nicks! abolish all nicks!
Nick: what no!
Everyone: ÿ ë ś
Abolish all nicks by HHEHEHEHEHEHE January 4, 2021
To be utterly destroyed,massacred,headshotted from a major distance,exploded,have the abolish ritual done to you,get executed whilst ur on the ground,have your entire team taken out by one man, or other wise pwned greatly.

*also the only way for it to actually be classed as abolished, is that it has to be done by the abolisher, or else it is simply classed as pwned
n00b:Oh no! my whole team just got owned and the last guy got some ritual done to him while he was on the ground!
OurBigMac:Correction, your whole team was owned buy the abolisher and the last guy got the abolishing ritual done to him. so he got abolished.
Abolisher:Owned
Abolish by h4xxor 1337 February 1, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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