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Abolish It 

sound like "a ball of shit" when said fastly. try it.
Valentines days is stupid. Lets just abolish it!
Abolish It by K. The Panda May 1, 2011

Abolshex 

A very sexual person who is consistently trying to get women through using his mad skills on whatsapp
"He slid into my DM's, such an Abolshex"
Abolshex by menruleforever May 15, 2019
Amazing person he gets all the girls and is a very sexy guy
Girls name starting with A, and E just love him

The name has an Average of 8 inch dick size
He also is very smart and will count millions of euros a year
In bed he is a hurricane none of the girls don't leave him without a shout in bed
Man how does ALISHER get all the girls it is so unfair

Abolish the Police 

The stupidest fucking idea that has ever come out of someone’s mouth
person 1: how can we ensure that police brutality is limited to a minimum and law enforcement can maintain trust between themselves and the community?

person 2: spend more time and money training officers so that they are more confident in their abilities and don’t default to deadly force as often

person 1: Great idea :)

person 3: ABOLISH THE POLICE!

persons 1&2: Shut up retard.

Abolish all nicks 

A great way of getting rid of all nicks because I hate them all (: mainly aimed at the people at my school who are trumpers and are part of “the boys 😈💯🥶.” I literally despise all nicks. I can’t handle it anymore
Friend 1: abolish all nicks! abolish all nicks!
Friend 2: abolish all nicks! abolish all nicks!
Nick: what no!
Everyone: ÿ ë ś
Abolish all nicks by HHEHEHEHEHEHE January 4, 2021
To be utterly destroyed,massacred,headshotted from a major distance,exploded,have the abolish ritual done to you,get executed whilst ur on the ground,have your entire team taken out by one man, or other wise pwned greatly.

*also the only way for it to actually be classed as abolished, is that it has to be done by the abolisher, or else it is simply classed as pwned
n00b:Oh no! my whole team just got owned and the last guy got some ritual done to him while he was on the ground!
OurBigMac:Correction, your whole team was owned buy the abolisher and the last guy got the abolishing ritual done to him. so he got abolished.
Abolisher:Owned
Abolish by h4xxor 1337 February 1, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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