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abhorrent

adjertive used to emphasize something which is very disgusting, revolting and nasty that you must close your poor eyes with your thrillingly shuddering hands.
My neighbour has done something very abhorrent by cauterised his dog with scorching knife while it was sleeping happily.
by As you think November 16, 2010
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abhorrent

The feelings inspired while watching Adam Sandler movies.
Adam: Did you see that atrocious trailer for Adam Sandler's new movie?
Jason: Yes....yes I did. I WANT TO FU&$%^G HURT EVERYTHING! Christ! Why does he do it!? Why!?

Chad: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Steven: You guys talking about that horrible trailer?
Jason: <proceeds to yell and punch several inanimate objects>
Adam: Yea, Jason's pretty angry about it.

Chad: I watched it, but I'm not angry, more like disgusted by it...it's almost as disgusting as an elderly woman's pi$$ smell. You know, if she peed herself and didn't wash for a week.

Steven: Lets just go to Em's. It's Rob Roy time.

A,C,J: Hell yes. Let's roll.

Adam: Grabbin some wings baby, sauce on the side.

At Em's...
Steven: Is that George C Scott?
Jason: What the hell? Didn't he die in 1999?
Adam: F'in zombie!
Chad: Fu&k em in the goat house!
George C Scott: <mumbling abhorrently> Burn in hell Sandler. Burn in hell...
by sandman50 July 14, 2011
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abhorrent

n. income generated by renting your property to whores
Billy started life pimping his sister on the streets, but got much more abhorrent once he had bought a condo.
by Bits January 3, 2008
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absorbent thong

For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!
I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?

Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
by Lunicus December 3, 2011
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Abhorsen

The stunning and successful trilogy by Australian Garth Nix. There are 3 books to the trilogy: Sabriel, Lirael and Abhorsen. It tells the story of two Abhorsens over a time span of about 30 years and how they deal with the various evils thrown at them.

The abhorsen is an inherited role which involves the fighting of necromancers, the Dead and Free Magic constructs. It is an often a hard and tiring job and leaves most abhorsens looking aged beyond their years. It can be inferred that abhorsens usually die of their job, ie: getting killed by a Free Magic Construct or necromancer, etc. and often the next abhorsen is quite young, taking on the role in their late teens.

The Abhorsen Trilogy mainly takes place in the Old Kingdom, a place which is rife with Charter and Free Magic. Ancelstierre which is the neighbouring country is based on 1920's version of England or perhaps, Australia. There are two types of magic in the Old Kingdom: Charter Magic, which is constrained and proper magic, the 'good' magic in a sense. The other one is Free Magic, 'bad' magic in a sense. It is wild and unchannelled and dangerous to both the user and the target of that magic.

Another important part of the Abhorsen trilogy is the bloodlines. There are 3 bloodlines in the Old Kingdom. The Abhorsen as previously explained, the Clayr, which are characterised as a group of mainly women (there are very few male Clayr) who alway sport blonde hair, a genetic tan and the amazing yet burdensome gift of the Sight- the ability to see into the possible futures. The last bloodline is the Royal family and the only ones that can make and bind Charter stones. They obviously rule over the Old Kingdom and it was once believed that the Royal Family died out due to the betrayal of one of it's princes, Prince Rogir, who fell to necromancy and Free Magic. However, this was proved wrong with the discovery of Rogir's half-brother, Toriggan aka Touchstone's frozen body in Holehallow. Holehallow, the traditional burial place of the Royal Family. This discovery had taken 200 years after Rogir's betrayal.

The story of the two Abhorsens, Sabriel and Lirael is very well constructed and intricate in it's design. Sabriel and Lirael are half-sisters. Sabriel being the older of two by 18 years. Sabriel was raised mainly in the country of Ancelstierre as part of a plan to defeat Rogir, who by this time was a creature of the Dead and now known as Kerrigor. Lirael was illegitmately conceived as part of another plan to defeat another evil in the Old Kingdom. Lirael's mother was Arielle, a Daughter of the Clayr and her father was Abhorsen Terciel. Arielle had seen through her Sight what she specifically must do to preserve the Old Kingdom- that was conceiving Lirael. She was a very powerful conduit of the Charter magic thanks to such a strange and powerful genetic heritage. She also had one companion, the Disreuptable Dog, which has been a very popular character with fans.
"Lirael easily kicked that Stilken's ass!"
by Drugless September 12, 2005
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absorbent

able to absorb or soak up; heat, light, moisture, movement, etc.
"My flow is heavy this month; good thing these tampons are so absorbent!"
OR "Absorbent and yellow and poris is he!
Sponge-Bob-Square-Pants!"
by SPerrin October 16, 2008
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Abhorent

Adjertive used to emphasize something which is very disgusting, revolting and vile.
The Toronto 18 were an abhorent bunch of individuals.
by EducatedSir November 27, 2010
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