Abdultery
Last week I accused my wife of abdultery when I caught her admiring her personal trainer's abs. My attorney said it wouldn't stand up in court.
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Netflix Adultery
Watching a film alone on Netflix and denying it, then getting busted when spouse checks your Recently Watched list.
"I got caught committing Netflix Adultery when my husband found out I'd watched The Bourne Legacy after he fell asleep."
Netflix Adultery by Salome Wilde March 19, 2013
abdulkerim
Abdulkerim is the warmest person you will come to know in your life. He is warm at heart, he is warm towords everyone he loves. If he has made up his mind to love, courage, and to be loyal to you, you should feel very special and you should feel the safest in his care. He is charmig in a way that you never would deny even if you dont like him, that fact you couldn’t see pass even if you really tried to or wanted to. You just can’t deny his charm. He is dangerous to, because once you start to love him, you can never go back. If you are lucky, he loves you back, if not you will spend your whole lifetime loving a person who is not in love with you. He wants everything in life, every possible good thing. And when you know him, his heart, soul and mind you will want him to have exactly that, everything. Just a single konversation with him and you envy his way of beeing. He is the kind who could steal any girl from any man. He is THAT one. If you get to know a Abdulkerim in your life, you will never forget him, he is not a one to forget. Any girl would be happy to live the rest of her life with Abdulkerim. I would.
Abdulkerim reminds me of every Prince Charming in every Disney movie ever made.
Abbe can be short for Abdulkerim
Abbe can be short for Abdulkerim
abdulkerim by Habibi hayati, din fina April 27, 2019
Autultery
That sense when you're driving an automobile other than your own (and enjoying it) that you are cheating on your car. This feeling of guilt and cheating intensifies exponentially when contemplating/financing/purchasing a new vehicle and reaches it height as you see your trade-in getting smaller in the new car's rearview mirror.
Dude 1: "Dude! You got that new Jeep! Niiiiiiicce!!!"
Dude 2: "Oh man... I love this car but I feel like SUCH an autulteror."
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Woman parks new car all the while avoiding looking directly at old car parked in driveway which she has not driven in awhile (and frankly hasn't missed). She pats it on the hood with a grimace and mumbled apology because she feels like she's committing autultery with the new, nicer car.
Dude 2: "Oh man... I love this car but I feel like SUCH an autulteror."
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Woman parks new car all the while avoiding looking directly at old car parked in driveway which she has not driven in awhile (and frankly hasn't missed). She pats it on the hood with a grimace and mumbled apology because she feels like she's committing autultery with the new, nicer car.