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I've been up to no good with my bosses wife all day long. I'm AbShat!!
AbShat! by Proffessor Dundaheed! September 25, 2012
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24 carat asshat 

A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.
Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.
24 carat asshat by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2017
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Someone who's smart, romantic, handsome, caring. He'll give you everything if you ask him, he'll do everything to make you feel special if he loves you. He's passionate, patient and will protect you even if it's you against the world. In short: he's a gem.

Oh, and did I mention he's great in bed?
"What's his name?"
"I don't know, but he must be an Akshat."
Akshat by LifesoBoring October 3, 2021
One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat
asshat by Anonymous October 11, 2002
Cute, hot guy. all the girls absolutely love him. I dunno how he gets the girls, but he knows how to charm the girls.
"I know this hot guy" Girl 1
"Is his name Akshat" Girl 2
"Yh" Girl 1
Akshat by LifesoBoring October 3, 2021
A complete and utter moron. A dumbass or idiot. A individual with a very low IQ. A person(s) with nothing to offer in a legitimate conversation.
If speaking randomly and out of context was a sport,,, you would take the cake asshat.
Or; thank for wasting my time that I can never get back, you f@cking asshat!
AssHat by Reno/flex February 21, 2015
A term that generally used to refer to an individual who has their head permently impaled in their ass making it impossible for the to be useful in any situation.
Ryan fucking Cannon is a real asshat.
Asshat by Chaos company July 16, 2014
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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