Shattered

A catch all phrase for anything, anyone, or state of being incredibly inappropriate, awesome, high, retarded or fucked!

After I got that big old gremlin of a turd out my ass, that toilet was shattered!

by Wise old owl May 23, 2021

Shattered

Shattered - The after effects of defecating on fabric either purposefully or by accident. Rendering them useless.

"I pulled out too fast last night, I completely shattered my grandmother's throw pillow."

by Esteban Florentes October 1, 2009

Shattered

When your high and your mind wants you to go get snacks but your body doesn't want to get up

Me: I'm starving bro, go get some snacks ...
My bro: Nah dude, get it youself
Me: I would but I'm shattered bro

by Buckwheat March 7, 2015

Shattered

When the weight of the world collapses down upon you all at once, and you simply do not know how to lift it off.

John is really acting strange recently, he seems shattered about his view of life.

by Jaxx54 June 18, 2018

shatter

A type of medical marijuana concentrate.

My condition was flaring up so I took a dab of shatter

by badfish565 September 20, 2013

shatter

A high potency cannabis extract that is pressed into a thin translucent sheet. It shatters like glass hence the name. Also called dabs by some partakers.

Good guy: I made some really dank shatter from last season's crop. Wanna try some?
Lucky guy: You bet!!

by GGG4896 January 13, 2019

shattered

Scottish word for "extremly tired"

"i was up chatting to Iain till 3am i'm shattered"

by Cawnar February 18, 2005