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1. noun, vulgar, slang /aSH'Shat/ - This term is a misspelling of asshat. When aashat is used the writer confirms him/her as the actual asshat. This is reverse to the correct spelling where the recipient is the individual being described.

2. common filler, noun, verb /ǝ'ǝ'SHat/ (Liberal Pronunciation: Uh, I Shat) - This definition of aashat is seen less since it is very complex in nature. This one word becomes three different types of words and types. This happens when an educated liberal uses facts and science to disprove a conservative's views. When this happens the conservative is so astounded by a smart person he/she experiences fecal incontinence, and yells "aashat" ( uh..... i... shat).

origin circa 2017: This term originated, from an inbred species of Homo-sapiens which dedicates it's life in support of Donald J Trump, as an attempt to disparage a recipient. In 100% of the cases seen, the recipient is many times more intelligent than the writer which infuriates him/her making possible the misspelling of a simple term. It is also very important to point out all users of aashat are conservative politically, and believe anything they hear.
Donald:You stupid libtard, Barry . You are an aashat!

Barry: Ah, I see you are the actual {asshat], Donald.
Donald: Oh darn, I guess I shouldn't have dropped out of school at 5 years old.
aashat by Lefty Wing Snowflake June 14, 2017
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24 carat asshat 

A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.
Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.
24 carat asshat by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2017
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Someone who's smart, romantic, handsome, caring. He'll give you everything if you ask him, he'll do everything to make you feel special if he loves you. He's passionate, patient and will protect you even if it's you against the world. In short: he's a gem.

Oh, and did I mention he's great in bed?
"What's his name?"
"I don't know, but he must be an Akshat."
Akshat by LifesoBoring October 3, 2021
One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat
asshat by Anonymous October 11, 2002

asshattery 

1. Acts committed by an asshat or asshats. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for asshats.
I demand that all of you stop this asshattery at once!
asshattery by BlastMaster May 16, 2003
Probably you're best friend. She is smart, funny and always comes up with a good joke. She loves to have fun, but is also serious. You always want to be around her and are sad if you're not.
Girl 1- Hey look it's Akshata! I so want to be her friend
Girl 2- Yeah! She's like the best person ever
akshata by rainbowpenquin June 23, 2017
Cute, hot guy. all the girls absolutely love him. I dunno how he gets the girls, but he knows how to charm the girls.
"I know this hot guy" Girl 1
"Is his name Akshat" Girl 2
"Yh" Girl 1
Akshat by LifesoBoring October 3, 2021
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