Aaron Joseph Oviedo is Brenna Valencia’s boyfriend. They have been dating for a year and they have never been happier. Aaron is so loved and cherished and Brenna hopes he marries her. Aaron is super amazing and plays sports and likes ramen. He has two cats: Ash and Oreo. He likes to eat Brenna’s oreos. Aaron is so sweet and Brenna loves him very much.

“Hey are you Aaron Joseph Oviedo? Wanna date?

Aaron Joseph Oviedo by Brenda Balenciaga April 12, 2019

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Aaron Judge

Second coming of Derek Jeter. Super respectful to everyone, as humble as anyone can be, and Barry Bonds without steriods. When you see Aaron Judge play, it’s like being in a dream, or being able to see into the future. All Yankees fans love him even though he’s only played part of 2016 all of 2017 and most of 2018. He hits a homer almost every game. Unlike Manny Machado, he actually puts his head down and runs when he hits a home run like he’s done it before. Proof that he’s a legend: He played New York, New York when he drove out of fenway park after beating the worst team of all time, the Red Sox

Cole: Dude i saw a Yankees game last night and this guy hit three homers.
Yankees Fan: Oh yeah, must’ve been Aaron Judge

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Aaron Judge

An MLB beast that plays for the Yankees that leads the league in homeruns (currently).

Aaron Judge is going to win the MLB homerun derby!

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aaron juarez

Perfection

Aaron Juarez

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Aaron Jimenez

A total boss with the best afro a mexican can get. Plays soccer and golf but wants to play football. Very muscular but not too too big. Has a bomb barely younger than him cousin, who looks up to him like an older brother. Overall he is the best of the best and a total beast at sports.

"Whoa is that a Aaron Jimenez"
"It must be because he is a boss"

Aaron Jimenez by bombcousin August 4, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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