Host: Who wants pumpkin pie?
Attentionetarian: No thanks, I'm gourd-intolerant, but if it's not too much trouble could you make me something entirely different from what everyone else is having that only I will eat?
A very common sickness you catch. Attentionseekeritous is like a cold but instead of coughing you tell everyone the bad things you feel and expect attention from people. Attentionseekeritous is usually used on Facebook and snapchat