votemplate

The process of deciding who or what to vote for.

Voter 1: Hey, you gonna vote or just votemplate
Voter 2: Hold on, I can't decide between the one who will raise taxes or the one who will raise inflation.

by Jackduripper February 15, 2008

attentionetarian

A person who claims strange or unusual diet-limitations in order to stand out or get attention.

Host: Who wants pumpkin pie?
Attentionetarian: No thanks, I'm gourd-intolerant, but if it's not too much trouble could you make me something entirely different from what everyone else is having that only I will eat?

by Jackduripper December 17, 2007