ASStroNAUGHTY
Laura: "You know so much about science!"
Bryan: "I'm an ASStroNAUGHTY ;D"
Laura: "Oh, are you now? ;)"
Bryan: "I'm an ASStroNAUGHTY ;D"
Laura: "Oh, are you now? ;)"
ASStroNAUGHTY by QannonTheEnglish October 4, 2011
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Astronaughty
Astronaughty by lycan October 10, 2005
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Anal Astronaught by Alexand October 11, 2006
astronaughtyness
acts of sexual and other deviance precipitated by space travel; such activities generally are not sanctioned by NASA
Astrochick gets really high marks for peeing herself to avoid pitstops on her way to off the other woman;such singleminded focus is the sine qua non of astronaughtyness.
astronaughtyness by Richard A February 9, 2007
Bloody Astronaught
When a man sticks a condom over his head, and into a woman's vagina when on her period and then pulls it out and blows, inflating the condom, now covered with blood.
Bloody Astronaught by Austaul Hattavitch September 23, 2005
Asstronaught
He is the guy you know, with his head so far up his own ass that he has a pretty good view of the earth and all it's satelites.
Hey Neil,that Asstronaught over there reckons he can kick your ass!
Neil: Scew that man, lets kick HIS ass first...!
Neil: Scew that man, lets kick HIS ass first...!
Asstronaught by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006
Astronaughty
Acts of a sexual nature performed when one or more people in said act are exceptionally high off of illicit substances.
Astronaughty by ready2ruckus May 12, 2022
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