ASStroNAUGHTY

A kinky into-science person

Laura: "You know so much about science!"
Bryan: "I'm an ASStroNAUGHTY ;D"
Laura: "Oh, are you now? ;)"

by QannonTheEnglish October 4, 2011

Astronaughty

When astronauts get freaky in space the get astronaugty.

"Yazzie sure is an astronaughty astronaut."
"No one can hear you being astronaughty in space."

by lycan October 10, 2005

Anal Astronaught

A naughty astronaut that explores the vast depths of one's ass.
A faggot.

For another definition of Anal Astronaught, please see booty pirate.

by Alexand October 11, 2006

astronaughtyness

acts of sexual and other deviance precipitated by space travel; such activities generally are not sanctioned by NASA

Astrochick gets really high marks for peeing herself to avoid pitstops on her way to off the other woman;such singleminded focus is the sine qua non of astronaughtyness.

by Richard A February 9, 2007

Bloody Astronaught

When a man sticks a condom over his head, and into a woman's vagina when on her period and then pulls it out and blows, inflating the condom, now covered with blood.

"Damn, that girl's pussy was so loose and I could easily do a bloody astronaught with her."

by Austaul Hattavitch September 23, 2005

Asstronaught

He is the guy you know, with his head so far up his own ass that he has a pretty good view of the earth and all it's satelites.

Hey Neil,that Asstronaught over there reckons he can kick your ass!

Neil: Scew that man, lets kick HIS ass first...!

by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

Astronaughty

Acts of a sexual nature performed when one or more people in said act are exceptionally high off of illicit substances.

"Hey girl, what say you and I smoke this here and get astronaughty at my place?"

by ready2ruckus May 12, 2022