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Asstronaught 

He is the guy you know, with his head so far up his own ass that he has a pretty good view of the earth and all it's satelites.
Hey Neil,that Asstronaught over there reckons he can kick your ass!

Neil: Scew that man, lets kick HIS ass first...!
Asstronaught by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006
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Asstronaut

Male who has a particular penchant for anal sex or one who is known for being skilled in this dark art. The Asstronaut is said to seek deep space, making it a clever play on words.
Toby is famed for being an Asstronaut and likes nothing more than probing your anus.
Asstronaut by Mel Carroll May 23, 2008

Asstronaut

A term describing a person who with minimal effort gets huge amounts of ass. The term was first used by negro rapper "Dr. Dre" in the song "Keep Their Heads Ringin'".
"Treyshon is a fucking asstronaut! Did you se those bitchis he brought home yesterday?" "i get plenty of ass, call me an asstronaut"
Asstronaut by Mr. Arafat July 2, 2011

Astronaughty 

When astronauts get freaky in space the get astronaugty.
"Yazzie sure is an astronaughty astronaut."
"No one can hear you being astronaughty in space."
Astronaughty by lycan October 10, 2005

asstronaut

A gay who explores places where no man has been before.
Jared Mezzochi is an asstronaut
asstronaut by Andrei May 15, 2004

Anal Astronaught 

A naughty astronaut that explores the vast depths of one's ass.
A faggot.
For another definition of Anal Astronaught, please see booty pirate.
Anal Astronaught by Alexand October 11, 2006

astronaughtyness

acts of sexual and other deviance precipitated by space travel; such activities generally are not sanctioned by NASA
Astrochick gets really high marks for peeing herself to avoid pitstops on her way to off the other woman;such singleminded focus is the sine qua non of astronaughtyness.

astronaughtyness by Richard A February 9, 2007
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